Cooter Quotes in The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

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Cooter Quotes:

  • Cooter: [from the unrated version] Here, take my truck.

    Luke Duke: Well, what if someone needed a tow?

    Cooter: well, if I can't "toe" 'em, i'll just finger 'em.

  • Cooter: [talking about the General Lee] I'm fixin' to fix it.

    Rosco P. Coltrane: You're fixin' to fix it? Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor.

  • Cooter: [from the edited version] Here, take my truck.

    Luke Duke: Well, what if someone needed a tow?

    Cooter: I've had 9 tows in 3 years, and you boys have been 8 of 'em!

  • Cooter: [Dude just walked into Bitch and Cooter having sex] Oh, hey there, neighbor! Looks like I don't have to file that grievance after all, huh?

    [Grabs a bag of flour]

    Cooter: You gotta find the wet spot!

    [laughs]

  • Cooter: [noticing the dog poo in Dude's yard] Feces in the yard. That's a violation of trailer park ordinance #101-40.

    Dude: [to Dude's dog as it's eating the poop he's scraping off] Stop eating the poop!

    Cooter: I'll add that to the list.

    Dude: Oh, the list? Oh, great! What else? What else you got on the list?

    Cooter: Ordinance #143-11; yesterday around lunchtime. Now, I don't care what you two do in your own bedroom, but ordinance #143-11 says if I hear your nude love making after 10 AM, I get to file grievance against your sorry ass which is exactly what I'm gonna do!

    Dude: Oh, oh, okay! Well, at least I wasn't born from my sister, you inbred hick! Oh, and for your information, hillbilly, I wasn't even here yesterday afternoon!

    Cooter: ...

    [chuckles]

    Dude: I hate this town...

    [walks away]

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