Cook Quotes in The Musketeer (2001)
Cook Quotes:
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Cook: We need more bread. Can you get some, please?
Aramis: Does he mean you or me?
Athos: Me.
Aramis: I thought I was the baker.
Athos: There's blood on your apron. You think that came from a croissant?
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Cook: You better watch your step, Arlene!
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Abbot: A piece of gold or pile of mud, which is more useful?
Cook: The gold, of course.
Abbot: But to a seed? Never underestimate yourself. Everyone has a purpose.
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Cook: [to Huo Jie] I don't know an of this, all i know is it's worthless to train just the moves without the spirit.
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Cook: Water! Thirsty! Sick man!
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Santosh Patel: [in French] She asked if you have something vegetarian.
Cook: [in French] Ah. The cow that produced this liver was vegetarian. The pigs that went into these sausages were vegetarian.
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Duchess: [sings] Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes / He only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases.
Cook: [sings] Wow! Wow! Wow!
Duchess: [sings] I speak severely to my boy, I beat him when he sneezes / For he can thoroughly enjoy the pepper when he pleases.
Cook: [sings] Wow! Wow! Wow!
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Cook: What kind of meat is this?
Philippe d'Orleans, 'Monsieur': [sampling it] Unicorn.
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Larita Whittaker: Cook, I can't call you a verb, your name?
Cook: Beatrice.
[Everyone stares]
Cook: All right, all right, it's Doris. Sorry madam. Always wanted to be called Beatrice.
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Clouseau: This is a very serious matter, and everyone is this reum is under the suspicions.
Cook: Reum?
Clouseau: What was that?
Cook: You said 'reum'?
Clouseau: Yes, I know that!
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Harley Sullivan: I've eaten mighty good food in my life, but this weren't part of it.
Cook: Yeah, well, I ain't heard no complaints from none of the others.
Harley Sullivan: Yeah, well, they ain't as well-bred as I am.
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Driver: If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we're going, where we're going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive.
Cook: You look like you're hard to work with.
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Cook: The world wants to be deceived.
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Cook: [from trailer] Help me, I have a condition. I can't be left alone.
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[the cook is juggling eggs]
Princess Zora: Have you seen my uncle, the king? Or Henrietta?
Cook: No! Can't you see I'm busy scrambling my eggs?
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Matthew Bennell: [Bennell has just removed a small indistinct object from a stock pot with a pair of tweezers] What is that?
Cook: A caper.
Matthew Bennell: Nope.
Restaurant Owner: You presume to tell me what is in the stock?
Matthew Bennell: It's a rat turd.
Restaurant Owner: A what?
Matthew Bennell: A rat turd!
Restaurant Owner: [sniffs the "caper"] A caper!
Matthew Bennell: A rat turd.
Restaurant Owner: [sniffs again, now angry] A CAPER!
Matthew Bennell: If it's a caper, eat it.
[the restaurateur sheepishly demurs]
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Cook: [to Starman] You're not from around here, are you?
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Cook: What's your line?
Starman: [imitates Cook's gruff affect] Line?
Cook: Work. Whaddya do when you're not hitchin' rides?
Starman: Oh, I make maps.
Cook: Make any money?
Starman: [pauses] I make maps.
Cook: Well, you don't get rich cookin' either!
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Oliver: What do we do with this stuff?
Cook: What do you think you do with it? Take it to the General.
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[last lines]
Cook: Well... if it ain't the snitchers.
[bends knife back causing it to make SFX]
Cook: I've got my knife.
[chases Laurel & Hardy]
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Cook: Junket is junket. No matter what you do with it, it still tastes like swill and swallows like slime.
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