Contractor Laszlo Quotes in Heartburn (1986)

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Contractor Laszlo Quotes:

  • Mark Forman: It's just that there's no door to the kitchen.

    Contractor Laszlo: The back door.

    Mark Forman: The back door. Yes. It's true. You can get into the kitchen... through the back door. This, we know is a kitchen. But you can't get inside the house from the kitchen! Now, how the fuck did this happen?

    Rachel Samstat: Mark. For God's sake. Laszlo, we thought that you could put a door here.

    Contractor Laszlo: She's a piece of cake. He's a piece of cake.

    Rachel Samstat: It's a piece of cake.

    Contractor Laszlo: You are Hungarian?

    Rachel Samstat: No. You are Hungarian.

    Contractor Laszlo: Yes.

    Rachel Samstat: Yes. Hungarians have no pronouns.

    Mark Forman: Apparently they don't have fucking doors, either.

    Contractor Laszlo: She is very angry at me.

    Rachel Samstat: He is very angry at you. Yes.

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