Constantine Quotes in Muppets Most Wanted (2014)
Constantine Quotes:
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Constantine: My name will go down as the greatest thief of all time!
Dominic Badguy: You mean our names, right?
Constantine: Of course. My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar... your name.
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[Constantine is watching tapes of Kermit to study him]
Jim Henson as Kermit: [from The Muppet Show] It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest, Lynne Redgrave! Yea-a-a-a-a-a-a-y!
[pauses the tape]
Constantine: Yea-a-a-a-a-a-a-esss!
Jim Henson as Kermit: [from Sesame Street] Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here...
[pauses]
Constantine: Hi-lo, Kyer-mit thee Frog heere.
Jim Henson as Kermit: [from The Muppet Movie] The lovers, the dreamers and me-e-e-e!
[pauses]
Constantine: Thee louvers, thee dreemers and chee-e-e-e-e-se!
[smirks]
Constantine: Nailed it.
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Constantine: It's time to light the lights.
[Detonates explosives]
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Constantine: [Pretending to be Kermit] A heartwarming lesson about sharing or waiting your turn or the number three.
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Fozzie Bear: [after they discover 'Kermit''s true identity, they scream in horror] We gotta get outta here!
Walter: Yeah!
[But as they attempt to leave, Constantine is right in front of them]
Constantine: Not so fast...
Walter: Where's Kermit?
Fozzie Bear: Wh-wh-what do you want?
Constantine: You have wocka-ed your last wocka, bear.
[He prepares to attack them karate style. But then Animal attacks Constantine from above]
Animal: Bad frog!
Fozzie Bear, Walter: Animal! Good shot!
Animal: Thank you.
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Miss Piggy: You may be the world's most dangerous frog, but you're still a FROG!
[beats up Constantine]
Miss Piggy: [in between punches] NO - ONE - TRICKS - ME - INTO - MARRYING - THEM - AND - THEN - HURTS - MY - KERMIE!
Constantine: [dazed] What a woman...
Kermit: Yeah, MY woman! And I believe this belongs to you!
[smacks Constantine with his mole]
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Sam Eagle: Kermit, let's begin! / Describe the day you played Berlin!
Constantine: We rehearsed and then we walked about / We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut!
Jean Pierre Napoleon: That night at 10:03 / were you inside the portrait gallery?
Constantine: From 10:00 to 10:04 / was when we did the show encore!
Sam Eagle: Hmmm, frog, we've got our doubts / Can you confirm your whereabouts?
Constantine: My alibi is watertight / The audience saw me sing all night.
Jean Pierre Napoleon: Monsieur, we know you did the crime!
Constantine: I was on stage that whole time / Ask who sang "Rainbow Connection"!
Sam Eagle, Jean Pierre Napoleon: Thank you, Kermit! No more questions!
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[Constantine tries to escape in a helicopter]
Constantine: Something's wrong! We're not moving!
[the Muppets have made a ladder out of themselves to stop the copter]
Constantine: You are ruining my getaway!
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Constantine: It's not easy being mean.
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[Constantine sees Dominic in an animal suit]
Constantine: Number Two, you look ridiculous! Why are you wearing that?
Dominic Badguy: Because I am the Lemur, and the world's new No 1 Criminal! That's right, this is where I double-cross you!
Constantine: First rule of double-cross: you don't announce the double-cross before you double-cross. It's not even a rule, because it's so obvious!
[blows up Dominic]
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Constantine: When a guy like me gets kidnapped by a woman, he wants her to be twenty-five.
-- Constantine
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