Constable Slocum Quotes in Bringing Up Baby (1938)

[Susan is pretending to be a mobster]

David Huxley: Constable, she's making all this up out of motion pictures she's seen!

Susan Vance: Oh, I suppose I saw you with that red-headed skirt in a motion picture ?

Constable Slocum: There you are doc - another woman.

Susan Vance: Sure, I wouldn't be squealing if he hadn't give me the run-around with that other twist.

Constable Slocum: Oh, so he's a lady killer.

Susan Vance: A lady killer? Why he's a regular Don Swan. Loves the ladies, don't ya, honey? He bops them over, one, two, three - boom - just like that.

[Pretends to open a cork and toss it away]

Susan Vance: He's a wolf.

David Huxley: [Claps his head] Oh, so now I'm a wolf!

[Collapses on a cot]

Constable Slocum: Hold on. You can't spell "leopard" with a "U".

Motorcycle Cop at Jail: How do you spell it?

Constable Slocum: Double "U".