Connor Mead Quotes in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)

Connor Mead: Someone once told me that the power in all relationships lies with whoever cares less, and he was right. But power isn't happiness, and I think that maybe happiness comes from caring more about people rather than less...

Connor Mead: I am begging you: don't run away. You and Paul have something so rare, so powerful! Don't chicken out now.

Sandra: "Don't chicken out"? He cheated.

Connor Mead: Get over it. It was years ago! With some slutty friend of yours! A friend, incidentally, that you're not even mad at. And you know why? Because you don't actually care. You love Paul so much you forgave him the second you heard, and that's what scares you.

Sandra: You have no idea how I feel. No idea!

Connor Mead: Yes, I do. I've been in your shoes. You know what? It scared the hell out of me too. What if she hurt me? What if she left me? What if she died? It would have been the end of me. So I cut it short, before she ever could. And you know what? It was the biggest mistake I ever made. And you're making the same mistake right now, and I'll be goddamned if I'm going to sit by and watch. You've got to risk love, Sandra! I didn't and look at me! I'm a lonely ghost of a man. It doesn't mean that you're never going to get hurt, but the pain you feel will never compare to the regret that comes from walking away from love. And from someone who's felt a lot of both, trust me, pain beats regret every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Don't run away. Don't do it.

Sandra: I can't believe I'm saying this but, uh, I think you might be right.

Connor Mead: So. Do you want to get married?

Sandra: I do.

Connor Mead: You do?

Sandra: Yes!

Connor Mead: Love is magic comfort food for the weak and uneducated!

Vonda Volkom: Spooning is nice.

Connor Mead: Yeah. But not as nice as forking.

Paul: These are my groomsmen. Guys, this is my brother Connor.

Groomsman #1: We've heard the stories, man.

Connor Mead: Oh, ok.

Groomsman #2: An *honor* to be serving with you.

Connor Mead: And with you.

Groomsman #3: It's mice to neat you. Damn it! I blew it.

Paul: Ok, he's not that bad.

Connor Mead: Thank you, Paulie.

Deena the Bridesmaid: Paul, he hit on your mother-in-law.

Vonda Volkom: I've banged worse.

Connor Mead: [All cheer] Thank you, Vonda!

Uncle Wayne: Took her into the coat-check only to find she's got ten pin under her dress.

Connor Mead: No! Wait... what?

Connor Mead: [Running down the stairs] Get ready for nuptials!

Connor Mead: I want to ask you something, when did casual sex become a crime?

Vonda Volkom: [laughs]

Connor Mead: Really? I mean, now a days being a single means, what? You've lost your way? That something is missing? Never mind that every night I swim in a lake of sex, and they fall asleep in each others arms, spooning.

Vonda Volkom: Connor, spooning is nice.

Connor Mead: Yeah, not as nice as forking.