Connie Moreau Quotes in D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996)

Connie Moreau: This ninja stuff really makes you look uh, I don't know how you say um...

Guy Germaine: [suavely] Ruggedly handsome?

Connie Moreau: Amazingly stupid!

Guy Germaine: [sarcastically] Very funny.

[talking about Luis Mendoza]

Connie Moreau: Good lookin' skater.

Les Averman: Very good lookin'. What do you think, Guy?

Guy Germaine: Shut up, Averman.

[the kids aren't thrilled about being named the Ducks]

Gordon Bombay: I didn't have a choice, we're being sponsored.

Les Averman: By who, Donald and Daisy?

Gordon Bombay: Hey, you don't wanna be Ducks? You'd rather be District Five? Some stupid number?

Peter Mark: Better than some stupid animal.

Gordon Bombay: I'll have you know, Peter, that the Duck is one of the most noble, agile and intelligent creatures in the animal kingdom.

Connie Moreau: But they're wimpy!

Guy Germaine: They don't even have teeth.

Gordon Bombay: Neither do hockey players. Have you guys ever seen a flock of ducks flying in perfect formation? It's beautiful. Pretty awesome the way they all stick together. Ducks never say die. Ever seen a duck fight? No way. Why? Because the other animals are afraid. They know that if they mess with one duck, they gotta deal with the whole flock. I'm proud to be a Duck, and I'd be proud to fly with any one of you. So how about it? Who's a Duck?

Fulton Reed: [pause] I'll be a duck.

Charlie Conway: Yeah, me too.

Connie Moreau: [referring to a duck] But they're wimpy!

Guy Germaine: They don't even have teeth!

Gordon Bombay: Neither do hockey players.

Gordon Bombay: Concentration, not strength.

Les Averman: Like the Karate Kid, right? Wax on! Wax off!

Connie Moreau: Just shut up and try it, Averman!

Connie Moreau: Hi, coach. I'm Connie. Do you play?

Gordon Bombay: No. So, what's our record anyway?

Connie Moreau: 0-9. One was pretty close, though, we only lost by five. And we almost scored a goal, too.