Conchita Quotes in Running Scared (2006)

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Conchita Quotes:

  • Joey Gazelle: [holding her at gunpoint while she holds her baby] Now you listen to me, Conchita. You listen to me real good. I don't want to hurt Manny.

    Conchita: Okay.

    Joey Gazelle: All right? I don't want to hurt him, but he has something that belongs to me. A gun. Do you know anything about a gun?

    Conchita: No, no. It's block 5, number 607. That's where he is.

    Joey Gazelle: Okay. Now listen to me. We are now on what we call the honor system. You comprende? You understand what I'm saying?

    Conchita: Si.

    Joey Gazelle: Okay. You don't call Manny. You don't tell Manny I'm coming. You don't warn him for anything because if you do, I'm gonna come back here!

  • Miss Shirley Brahms: [Conchita has entered, thinking she is in Mr. Humphries' tent] . Ah! Who are you?

    Conchita: I am Conchita. Where is Mr. Humphries? I want to sleep with him. He will make me happy.

    Miss Shirley Brahms: You'll be lucky.

  • Conchita: Follow me, please.

    [bends down to pick up luggage, and dress rides up so underwear saying "Ole!" is exposed]

    Captain Stephen Peacock: Yes, I look forward to seeing the pantyhoses, er, pentyhouses.

  • Conchita: [El Guapo has kidnapped Carmen and taken her to his fortress] Carmen, tonight you are to be El Guapo's woman. I am going to give you some hints about lovemaking with El Guapo.

    Carmen: I would rather die first!

    Conchita: Tell me, Carmen, do you know what foreplay is?

    Carmen: [Carmen shakes her head, trembling slightly with fear] No...

    Conchita: Good! Neither does El Guapo.

  • Conchita: He was just in from the pub, lying down with a paper, as was his want, picking out the horses for tomorrow. And I was goin' 'round the room, and collectin' up the dirty clothes, and making a few *gentle* remarks on the subject of personal hygiene. And he was lying there, lettin' on like he didn't hear me. So I was quietly rippin' the newspaper out of his hands, in order to gain his attention, when...

  • Conchita: I don't care how low he is doctor, that was no place to stick your thermometer.

    The Doctor: Well obviously he doesn't have a proper tongue - or an armpit, come to that...

  • Marietta Flynn: How's he gonna get exercise?

    Conchita: He can jump up and down.

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