Con-man Quotes in French Kiss (1995)

Kate: Do you think you could urinate with someone standing behind you?

Con-man: I think I could manage it. Are you going to be the someone?

Con Man: [Sarcastically to the Prospector] I never forget a face, young man, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Prospector: [Describing finding the dead body] No, just one look at that face, and I got out of there as fast as I could!

Con Man: [laughs] Now, what makes people so jittery about the dead? Why, some of my best friends are corpses... the only ones I can trust! Oh, sure, they stink a little but no more than a few alive ones that I know.

Prospector: There was a trial.

Con Man: What happened?

Prospector: A man was murdered.

Con Man: Just one? A slow day!

Prospector: Shut up, you! This is a preacher standing here.

Con Man: Preacher? It can't be! He woke me up. They usually put me to sleep.

Prospector: [to the Preacher] Don't pay him no mind.

Preacher: Who is he?

Prospector: He's a con man... a swindler... an old scalawag.

Con Man: How else can a man live to be old nowadays?

Con Man: [laughing after hearing a description of the corpse] Ah, hah-hah! I know, I know. You know, they all look so surprised... them cadavers.

[Chuckles]

Con Man: I bet death must be a lot different than anybody thinks.