Commander Riker Quotes in Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)

[about Worf's pimple]

Commander Riker: Klingons never do anything small, do you?

[to Deanna]

Commander Riker: I kiss you and you say "yuck"?

Commander Riker: Our guests have arrived. They're eating the floral arrangements on the banquet tables.

Cmdr. Beverly Crusher: I guess they don't believe in cocktails before dinner.

Counselor Deanna Troi: Oh, my God. Are they vegetarian? That's not in there.

Captain Picard: Perhap we should have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette, something that goes well with chrysanthemums.

[Referring to his clean-shaven face]

Commander Riker: Smooth as an android's bottom.

Commander Riker: [the Enterprise is rocked by a photon torpedo from the Son'a ship] Photon torpedo. Isn't that the universal greeting when communications are down?

Geordi La Forge: I think it's the universal greeting when you don't like someone.

Commander Riker: [to Lt. Daniels] Tell them our transceiver assembly is down, that we can send messages but not receive them.

Lt. Daniels: I don't think they believe us.

Commander Riker: Why not?

[the Enterprise is rocked by a photon torpedo from a Son'a ship]

Commander Riker: Photon torpedo.

[Walking over to Geordi]

Commander Riker: Isn't that the universal greeting when communications are down?

Geordi La Forge: I think it's the universal greeting when you don't like someone.

Commander Riker: [referring to his shaven face] Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?

Data: I beg your pardon, Sir?

Data: [later] Commander! May I?

[feels his face, shakes his head]

Commander Riker: You think it's possible for two people to go back in time, undo a mistake they've made?

Counselor Deanna Troi: On this ship? Anything's possible...

Commander Riker: We're through running from these bastards!