Commandant Burger Quotes in Carry On... Follow That Camel (1967)

Captain Le Pice: Excuse me, Commandant. There is a woman here for you.

Commandant Burger: A woman? But it's not Saturday, is it?

Captain Le Pice: No, no not THAT woman.

Commandant Burger: Are you taking Le Pice?

Sgt. Nocker: Please sir, I'm trying to ask a serious question.

[Sgt. Nocker and Commandant Burger are checking the supplies]

Sgt. Nocker: Salt Tablets, The Pill... The Pill? What do you suppose they use that for?

Commandant Burger: I cannot conceive!

Commandant Burger: [after unveiling Sgt. Nocker as a fake, and he refuses his medal] Nein, nein, nein!

Sgt. Nocker: Well one should be enough!