Colton James Quotes in The Spy Next Door (2010)

Colton James: Oh, heck, man, don't get married. Just find some woman that you're gonna hate in five years and give her your house.

Colton James: [about Poldark] That man's so crooked, he could eat nails and poop corkscrews.

Colton James: Now, how the heck are you gonna get in there? Jet pack?

Bob Ho: It's in the shop.

Glaze: Hey, loosen these things up!

Colton James: Oh, I'm sorry. What's wrong? Got the handcuffs too tight? I don't know how these things work. I'm just a dumb hillbilly.

Glaze: Tell me he didn't get away.

Colton James: Oh, he's as gone as rum cake at an AA meeting.

Colton James: Oh, while I'm thinkin' about it, they suspect there may be a mole at the agency.

Bob Ho: They suspect me?

Colton James: Noooo. You know Glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire.

Bob Ho: I've no idea what that means.