Colt Quotes in The Way of the Dragon (1972)

Ho: Please, we are friends! Tang Lung is our enemy. Please wait for our boss to come back to decide which one of you will take care of that chinaman. Okay?

[the Japanese fighter spits, which enrages Bob Fred. They start fighting again]

Ho: Ahhhh! Ohh, oh, no, don't, stop it! Oh, ohh, stop it! Stop it!

Boss: STOP IT!

[the fighting stops. Bob Fred spots Colt with the Mob boss and walks over]

Fred: Sensei!

[bows]

Colt: [smirks] Bob's my student.

Colt: I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum-Tum because he'll eat anything.

Tum Tum: I won't eat dog poop.

Fester: [while eating the pizza they stole] Y'know, we should save some of this for the kids we're nabbing.

Hammer: They're probably pretty nice kids.

Colt: [scene cuts] Where are all the weapons? The sling-shot, the knife throwers?

[Grandpa is giving the boys names]

Tum Tum: Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?

Colt: How about Super Dork?

Rocky: We should run.

Tum Tum: We should hide.

Colt: We should kick their butts!

Grandpa: Colt, what is a ninja?

Colt: A ninja is one who can use everything around him to trick his enemies. He and fast and he is friendly to his environment.

Rocky: A ninja is honest and good. His mind, body and spirit are one. He has self-control. He has discipline.

Tum Tum: A ninja loves nature, uh, 'cause he is part of nature. A ninja never fights a battle if he cannot win.

Tum Tum, Colt: Ro-cky LOVES Em-il-y!

Grandpa: Alright, Samuel!

Rocky: Sir!

Grandpa: From this day forth until forever, you will be known as Rocky. Because you are strong, solid, and cool as granite rock!

Rocky: [Receives mask] Awesome! Yeah!

Grandpa: Ahh, Jeffrey. Fast and free, spirit of the young wild horse; you shall be known as Colt!

Colt: Colt? That's cool.

Tum Tum: What about me? Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?

Colt: How about Super Dork?

Tum Tum: Shut up, spazz!

Grandpa: Ah, little one. Since your energy begins and ends with your tummy; you shall be known as Tum Tum!

Tum Tum: Tum Tum!

[Both Tum Tum and Grandpa laugh]

Colt: I can't wait 'till we show these to dad!

Rocky: He'll hate 'em.

Colt: Hold it! Before Phase 2, I got a little surprise! takes out a bottle of Lax-Go laxative

Tum Tum: What's that stuff?

Colt: Takes cap off bottle: Remember last year when you were sick and couldn't take a dump for 3 days?

Tum Tum: Yeah...

Colt: This is the stuff that makes you have to go.

Colt: Instant diarrhea.

Tum Tum: You're sick.

Colt: Not as sick as they're gonna be. stirs spiked Coke with his finger.

Grandpa: Two lessons you have to learn from this battle. Lesson 1, never attack unless you're gonna win?

Colt: And lesson two?

Grandpa: Don't climb a tree that's full of thorns. Uh!

Colt: Oh no, robbers!

Hammer: Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers.

Hugo Snyder: Am I a nice guy or what?

Colt: You're a geek.

Rocky: Hey, what's the matter with us? Remember what Grandpa taught us? Everything around us can be our friend. Be friendly to your environment.

Colt: Oh sure, Rocky, we gonna go make the friendly door open?

Colt: Give me a name!

Becker: Weren't your parents supposed to do that?

Colt: So what are you doing here?

Miss Destiny Demeanor: Waiting for you.

Colt: I mean, what brought you here?

Miss Destiny Demeanor: A taxi.

Colt: Yeah, but why?

Miss Destiny Demeanor: My car's in the shop.

Colt: [Colt holds up a cue card to Destiny, reading] "I mean... Why the hell did you come here?"

Miss Destiny Demeanor: The police station would have made me nervous.

Colt: You better go.

Dr. Harrold Leacher: Quid pro quo Mr Colt.

Colt: What does that mean?

Dr. Harrold Leacher: It means I'm pretentious.

Colt: Nice weather? You think we're having... nice weather? I guess you didn't lose the only one that meant anything in your life. I guess you don't feel burned out by the human misery and despair perpetrated by the criminal vermin that infest every pore of this decaying city, forcing you to guzzle cheap wine and cheaper whiskey to dull the pain that shatters your heart, rips at your soul, and keeps your days forever gray. What flavor Icee you got today?

[Colt and Luger's car blows up]

Colt: Good thing we used valet parking.

Wes Luger: Taxi!

[the taxi blows up]

Colt: I guess we're making somebody nervous. I'll tell you this: It's gonna take a lot more than a couple of car bombs to get us off of this case.

Wes Luger: Not a helluva lot more.

Colt: I just gotta ask... what does human flesh taste like?

Dr. Harrold Leacher: Chicken.

Tum Tum: [last lines]

Tum Tum: So, you going to kiss her, Colt?

Colt: Who?

Tum Tum: Her. Jo.

Colt: Nah.

Rocky: Yes, you are!

Rocky and Tum Tum: [making kissing sounds; chanting] Colt's going to kiss Jo! Colt's going to kiss Jo! Colt's going to kiss Jo!

Colt: Come on, you guys! Okay, okay, maybe I will.

Rocky and Tum Tum: What?

Big Hairy Biker: Kids don't belong here! Go!

Colt: And gorillas belong in the zoo.

Rocky: I get it now.

Colt: What?

Rocky: The sound of the flowers.

Tum Tum: Where?

Colt: You heard the flowers?

Tum Tum: What? I don't hear anything.

Rocky: That's the whole point. I didn't hear them.

Tum Tum: What is this? A Mercedes Benz?

Colt: It means peace, pizza brain.

Tum Tum: Peas? I hate peas...

Colt: Try the ladder, moron.

J.J.: Let me guess - you're too short for the good rides at the carnival.

Tum Tum: What's so funny about that?

Colt: Why don't you buttheads just leave her alone?

Jo: We go and get him out.

Tum Tum: We. As in you and us?

Jo: Yes. You guys and the girl.

Colt: Wait a minute.

Rocky: Colt, I think it's okay.

Colt: Okay. but we'll have to do it tonight, cause they're going to start the hearing tomorrow.

Rocky: Tonight, then,

Colt: Tonight.

Tum Tum: Tonight?

Jo: Tonight.

Colt: [Rocky is driving and chasing the bad guys] Fasten your seatbelt, Tum Tum, and start praying!