Colonel Vogel Quotes in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)


Colonel Vogel Quotes:

  • Indiana Jones: [dressed as the ticket-taker] Tickets please.

    Colonel Vogel: [in German] What?

    [Indiana punches him, picks him up and throws him out a window into a pile of luggage; the other passengers look at him, bewildered]

    Indiana Jones: [pointing out the window at Vogel] No ticket.

    [the other passengers all pull out their tickets and wave them furiously at him]

  • [Nazi Colonel Vogel is torturing Henry to get answers]

    Colonel Vogel: Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. The book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why?

    [he slaps Henry in the face with his glove]

    Colonel Vogel: Why?

    [he slaps him again]

    Colonel Vogel: What are you hiding?

    [he slaps him again]

    Colonel Vogel: What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?

    [he tries to slap him again; Henry grabs his wrist, stopping him]

    Professor Henry Jones: [through his teeth] It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

  • Elsa: [to Indy] I'll never forget how vonderful it vas.

    Professor Henry Jones: Why thank you. It was rather wonderful.

    Elsa: [kisses Indy] Zat's how Austrians say goodbye.

    Colonel Vogel: Und zis is how ve zay goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones.

    [punches Indy with the head of his cane; Indy's head smacks into Henry's behind him]

    Indiana Jones: I liked the Austrian way better.

    Professor Henry Jones: So did I.

  • [Vogel is holding Elsa hostage at gunpoint]

    Colonel Vogel: Throw down the gun or the girl will die.

    Professor Henry Jones: But she's one of them.

    Elsa: Indy, please!

    Professor Henry Jones: She's a Nazi.

    Indiana Jones: What?

    Professor Henry Jones: Trust me.

    Elsa: Indy, help!

    Colonel Vogel: I will kill her!

    Professor Henry Jones: Oh yeah? Go ahead.

    Indiana Jones: No! Don't shoot!

    Professor Henry Jones: Don't worry. He won't.

    Elsa: Indy, please do what he says!

    Professor Henry Jones: And don't listen to her.

    Colonel Vogel: Enough! She dies!

    Indiana Jones: Wait! Wait.

    [Indy tosses over the gun. Vogel lets Elsa go and she runs right into Indy's arms]

    Elsa: I'm sorry.

    Indiana Jones: Don't be.

    [Elsa takes the grail diary from Indy's pocket, smiles, then hands it to Vogel]

    Elsa: But you should have listened to your father.

  • Colonel Vogel: [after blasting a truck off of the tank] Where is Jones?

  • [Vogel has captured Henry]

    Walter Donovan: Colonel. Jones is getting away.

    Colonel Vogel: I think not, Herr Donovan.

    Walter Donovan: Not THAT Jones, the OTHER Jones.

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