Colonel Vogel Quotes in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

Indiana Jones: [dressed as the ticket-taker] Tickets please.

Colonel Vogel: [in German] What?

[Indiana punches him, picks him up and throws him out a window into a pile of luggage; the other passengers look at him, bewildered]

Indiana Jones: [pointing out the window at Vogel] No ticket.

[the other passengers all pull out their tickets and wave them furiously at him]

[Nazi Colonel Vogel is torturing Henry to get answers]

Colonel Vogel: Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. The book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why?

[he slaps Henry in the face with his glove]

Colonel Vogel: Why?

[he slaps him again]

Colonel Vogel: What are you hiding?

[he slaps him again]

Colonel Vogel: What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?

[he tries to slap him again; Henry grabs his wrist, stopping him]

Professor Henry Jones: [through his teeth] It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

Elsa: [to Indy] I'll never forget how vonderful it vas.

Professor Henry Jones: Why thank you. It was rather wonderful.

Elsa: [kisses Indy] Zat's how Austrians say goodbye.

Colonel Vogel: Und zis is how ve zay goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones.

[punches Indy with the head of his cane; Indy's head smacks into Henry's behind him]

Indiana Jones: I liked the Austrian way better.

Professor Henry Jones: So did I.

[Vogel is holding Elsa hostage at gunpoint]

Colonel Vogel: Throw down the gun or the girl will die.

Professor Henry Jones: But she's one of them.

Elsa: Indy, please!

Professor Henry Jones: She's a Nazi.

Indiana Jones: What?

Professor Henry Jones: Trust me.

Elsa: Indy, help!

Colonel Vogel: I will kill her!

Professor Henry Jones: Oh yeah? Go ahead.

Indiana Jones: No! Don't shoot!

Professor Henry Jones: Don't worry. He won't.

Elsa: Indy, please do what he says!

Professor Henry Jones: And don't listen to her.

Colonel Vogel: Enough! She dies!

Indiana Jones: Wait! Wait.

[Indy tosses over the gun. Vogel lets Elsa go and she runs right into Indy's arms]

Elsa: I'm sorry.

Indiana Jones: Don't be.

[Elsa takes the grail diary from Indy's pocket, smiles, then hands it to Vogel]

Elsa: But you should have listened to your father.

Colonel Vogel: [after blasting a truck off of the tank] Where is Jones?

[Vogel has captured Henry]

Walter Donovan: Colonel. Jones is getting away.

Colonel Vogel: I think not, Herr Donovan.

Walter Donovan: Not THAT Jones, the OTHER Jones.