Colonel Oats Quotes in Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

Colonel Oats: Get down and give me... infinity.

[they drop to the floor and start doing push-ups, with difficulty. Oats walks in a circle around them while giving them a continuous tirade of abuse]

Colonel Oats: You stupid, pathetic, craven little cretins...

Bill: Dude, there's no way I can possibly do infinity push-ups!

Ted: Maybe if he lets us do them girly-style?

Colonel Oats: ...jokers! You petty, base, bully-bullocked bugger billies. You're not strong! You're silky boys! Silk comes from the butts of Chinese worms...

Bill: Dude, we gotta get outta here.

Colonel Oats: I'll eat you up like the warm, toasty little buttercakes you are...

[Bill and Ted jump up and run away]

Colonel Oats: GET BACK HERE!

Ted: Now where are we?

[they hear footsteps]

Bill: Who's that?

[a man in an army uniform is marching towards them]

Ted, Bill: It's Colonel Oats! No way!

Colonel Oats: GENTLEMEN!

[he walks right up to Ted, standing nose-to-nose]

Colonel Oats: Welcome to hell.