Colonel Mostyn Quotes in The Liquidator (1965)

Colonel Mostyn: That Judas! The conceided, slippery, ungrateful, treacherous, strutting peacock! Overpaid, Over sexed and over there!

Martin, codename Fly: Your coffee, Sir.

Colonel Mostyn: Get out!

Colonel Mostyn: I would like to remind you that life is not all sex and sunlamps. You start serious training tomorrow. Early.

Colonel Mostyn: In case the blood is stiring in your lecherous veines let me tell you rule no one: spies are not allowed to meet with office birds after hours. Violations of this is punishable with up to ten years imprisonment.

Colonel Mostyn: If I may propose a toast to 'L'. 'L' is your official identification.

'Boysie' Oakes: 'L'. Does that stand for anything in particular?

Colonel Mostyn: 'L', I omited to tell you, stands for 'Liquidator'. Your a 'special' Special Agent. Your job is to kill for us.

'Boysie' Oakes: You sucked me into this you horrifying old monster!

Colonel Mostyn: Don't be ridiculous Boysie, you belong to this life. You could'nt do without it.

Colonel Mostyn: Poor Francis Ann has gone to rest, safe at last on Abrahams breast Which may be rough for Francis Ann...

'Boysie' Oakes: But certainly sexy for Abraham.

Colonel Mostyn: Never dust a probe to deep if you know what I mean.

'Boysie' Oakes: Good evening Colonel, you caught me lying down.

Colonel Mostyn: Who with?

Martin, codename Fly: This is Fly, sir.

Colonel Mostyn: Oh hello, Buttons.

Colonel Mostyn: Were they together?

Martin, codename Fly: No sir, they did not even seem to know each other.

Colonel Mostyn: That bloody well proves it!

Iris MacIntosh: [expecting Boysie on the other line of the phone] Darling, where are you?

Colonel Mostyn: I'm in London, Mrs Oakes, and it's raining.

Iris MacIntosh: Oh, Colonel!

Colonel Mostyn: Yes, it's your old uncle Mostyn. How's 'hubbie'?