Colonel James Rhodes Quotes in Iron Man Three (2013)

Tony Stark: I'm gonna find a heavy-duty comm sat now, I need your login.

Colonel James Rhodes: It's same as it's always been, "WarMachine68."

Tony Stark: And a password, please.

Colonel James Rhodes: Well, look, I gotta change it every time you hack in, Tony.

Tony Stark: It's not the '80s, nobody says "hack" anymore. Give me your login.

Colonel James Rhodes: "WAR MACHINE ROX" with an "X," all caps.

Tony Stark: [laughs]

Colonel James Rhodes: Yeah, okay.

Tony Stark: That is so much better than "Iron Patriot."

Colonel James Rhodes: Are you okay?

Tony Stark: I broke the crayon.

Colonel James Rhodes: This is how you've been managing your downtime, huh?

Tony Stark: Everybody needs a hobby.

[President is wearing the Iron Patriot armor]

Colonel James Rhodes: You look damn good, Mr. President. But I'm gonna need that suit back.

Colonel James Rhodes: We couldn't save the President with the suit, how are we going to save Pepper with nothing?

Tony Stark: Uh... say, Jarvis? Is it that time?

Jarvis: The House Party Protocol, sir?

Tony Stark: Correct.

[the suits activate]

Colonel James Rhodes: Give me a suit.

[holds out arms]

Tony Stark: Sorry, they're only coded to me. Don't worry, I got you covered.

[a suit approaches Rhodey]

Jarvis: Good evening, Colonel. Can I give you a lift?

Colonel James Rhodes: Very funny.

Colonel James Rhodes: [points a gun at Trevor] Tony, I swear, I'm going to blow his face off.

Sweat Shop Agent: Savin? I've acquired the Patriot armor.

Colonel James Rhodes: If you want this suit, you're going to have to pry my cold dead body out of it.

Sweat Shop Agent: That's the plan, Colonel.

Colonel James Rhodes: [sees Trevor] THIS is the Mandarin?

Tony Stark: I know, right? It's embarrassing!