Colonel Guile Quotes in Street Fighter (1994)

Colonel Guile: Troopers! I have just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled, and we can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends will have died here... will have died for nothing. But... we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideas like peace, freedom and justice - they get packed up. But... we can all go home. Well... I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up-river, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-bitch Bison's ass so HARD... that the next Bison wanna-be is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home... and who wants to go with ME!

Chun-Li: [reporting on GNT World News] Colonel Guile? Colonel Guile! Colonel Guile, Chung-Li Zang, GNT News. May we speak to you, please?

Colonel Guile: No.

Chun-Li: But don't you want to speak to the world audience?

Colonel Guile: No, but I do want to talk to someone.

[takes Chung-Li's microphone]

Colonel Guile: That bastard Bison! I know you like to look at yourself on television, you sick son of a bitch. So look at this!

[flips Bison off]

Bison: This is General Bison. Our defenses are locked onto you. Identify yourself!

Colonel Guile: This is the collection agency, Bison. Your ass is six months overdue, and it's mine.

Victor Sagat: Guile? Alive?

Bison: Of course! His "death" was designed to igratiate his spies with you!

[covers one eye]

Bison: I guess you didn't *see* that, did you? Tch. This time, Colonel, you die for real.

Bison: You have made me a very happy man.

Colonel Guile: And next, I'll make you a dead one.

A.N. Official: Colonel Guile! Colonel Guile, these instructions...!

[accidentally drops them into the water]

A.N. Official: Stop them, please!

Colonel Guile: Hey, I would love to, but some moron just canned me.

Capt. Sawada: A single boat against everything he's got? The pilot would have to be out of his mind.

Colonel Guile: Luckily, Bison has driven me crazy... so I'm going to do it.

Colonel Guile: [to the citizens after crashing into a building with his tank] You're all under arrest.

Victor Sagat: This isn't over, Guile. I own this city!

Colonel Guile: Well, I'm the repo man, and you're out of business.

Cammy: [to Chung-Li as she arrests her] Darling, basic black's not really you. Prison grey, perhaps?

[Chung-Li does a back-flip and runs off]

T. Hawk: Stop! Hey! Come back here! Where do you think you're going? Hey, stop! Stop! You don't have a chance!

Cammy: Stop! Stop!

T. Hawk: What a screw-up!

Colonel Guile: [appears and watches Chung-Li's escape] What a woman!

A.N. Official: [getting saluted] As you were, Colonel.

Colonel Guile: What a surprise. Welcome to the Shadaloo front. You're just in time for the kickoff.

A.N. Official: I'm afraid not, Colonel. The Security Council has just voted. They've decided to negotiate.

Colonel Guile: You're joking!

A.N. Official: We think we can deal with General Bison. You're instructed to call off the assault. Contact him. Request an extension of his deadline. We are prepared to pay the ransom demand.

Colonel Guile: Twenty billion dollars? What will prevent him from taking more hostages next month and asking for fifty billion?

[gives him a slight shove]

Colonel Guile: One hundred billion?

A.N. Official: Colonel, have you lost your mind?

Colonel Guile: No! You've lost your balls!

A.N. Official: Colonel Guile, deliver these instructions to your troops, then consider yourself relieved of your command!

Colonel Guile: Bison. Are you man enough to fight me?

Bison: Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed.

Bison: [patching through to Guile on GNT World News] Colonel Guile! Greetings!

Colonel Guile: [to Cammy] He took the bait. Trace that signal, stat!

Bison: Why do you address a fellow warrior with such disrespect?

Colonel Guile: Warrior? You? How many doctors and nurses have you killed this week? How many children have you orphaned?

Bison: You will choke on those words, Guile.

Colonel Guile: Anytime, dickhead. We'll go worldwide, just like now.

Dee Jay: General, they're tracing this.

Bison: You think you're so clever, Guile. Think about this. You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible! Victory!

Dee Jay: [chanting with Bison's troops] Bison! Bison!

Colonel Guile: You hostages! If you can hear me, we're coming! We're coming! Charlie! Charlie, hang on, buddy! We're coming! We're coming! Hang on, buddy!

Bison Computer Voice: Stand clear. Incubation chamber arriving to command room.

Bison: [to the hostages] Behold, the face of your destruction, and of my victory!

[the incubation chamber rises, Guile leaps out]

Colonel Guile: [attacking Bison] Hai-ya!

Chun-Li: Yes!

Colonel Guile: No weapon, Bison? What happened to the purity of unarmed combat?

Bison: This is merely superconductor electromagnetism. Surely you've heard of it. It levitates bullet trains from Tokyo to Osaka. It levitates my desk, where I ride the saddle of the world. And it levitates... me!

Colonel Guile: I guess you've earned your passports home.

Ryu: You can hang onto them.

Ken: Somebody's gonna have to help put this country back together. Maybe a couple of hustlers can help.

Colonel Guile: Ever think of, uh, enlisting?

Ryu, Ken: Oh, no, no, no, no.

Cammy: Cammy here. Are you all right?

Colonel Guile: I'm okay. I'm just half dead.

Cammy: And Bison?

Colonel Guile: All dead.

Chun-Li: Colonel Guile! How about that interview... for my network?

Colonel Guile: Sure... but only if you wear that dress.