Colonel Erhardt Quotes in To Be or Not to Be (1983)

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Colonel Erhardt Quotes:

  • [of Bronski's performance]

    Colonel Erhardt: What he did to Hamlet, we are now doing to Poland.

  • Colonel Erhardt: Mrs. Bronski, Mrs. Bronski, Mrs. Bronski.

    Anna Bronski: We're all here.

  • [Frederick, disguised as Hitler, bursts in on Erhardt trying to assault Anna]

    Colonel Erhardt: [weakly] Heil Hit... Hit... Hit...

    Anna Bronski: Hitler.

    Colonel Erhardt: Hitler.

    Frederick Bronski: Heil.

    Anna Bronski: I tried to tell him somebody big was coming.

    Colonel Erhardt: Big! But...

    Frederick Bronski: Come schatze, ve're late.

    [Anna exits, but Frederick turns back to Erhardt]

    Frederick Bronski: Vat's your name?

    Colonel Erhardt: Colonel Er... Er... Er...

    [sticking her head back in]

    Anna Bronski: Erhardt.

    Colonel Erhardt: Thank you.

    Frederick Bronski: Erhardt? Erhardt? Aren't you the one who makes that joke about my becoming... A PICKLE?

    [He leaves, slamming the door. Erhardt moans]

  • Capt. Schultz, of Erhardt's Staff: [SPOILER] Colonel, Professor Siletski's on the phone!

    Colonel Erhardt: Professor Siletski? You didn't tell him he was dead?

  • Colonel Erhardt: [Referring to Bronski in the next room] Relax, Schultz! Zis iz ze intellectual approach...

    Capt. Schultz, of Erhardt's Staff: And what if he's not an intellectual?

    Colonel Erhardt: [referring to the two SS officers nearby] Zen zey'll break every bone in his body!

  • Colonel Erhardt: [referring to Capt. Schultz] I've always suspected zumzing wrong vit a man who does not drink or shmoke...

    Frederick Bronski: You mean like our FUHRER?

    Colonel Erhardt: Yes... NO!

  • Colonel Erhardt: Cigar? Cigarette? Chocolate-covered nugats?

    Frederick Bronski: Chocolate-covered what?

    Colonel Erhardt: Nugats!

    [Squishing one in his fingers]

    Frederick Bronski: No. Thank you.

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