Colonel Erhardt Quotes in To Be or Not to Be (1983)
Colonel Erhardt Quotes:
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[of Bronski's performance]
Colonel Erhardt: What he did to Hamlet, we are now doing to Poland.
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Colonel Erhardt: Mrs. Bronski, Mrs. Bronski, Mrs. Bronski.
Anna Bronski: We're all here.
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[Frederick, disguised as Hitler, bursts in on Erhardt trying to assault Anna]
Colonel Erhardt: [weakly] Heil Hit... Hit... Hit...
Anna Bronski: Hitler.
Colonel Erhardt: Hitler.
Frederick Bronski: Heil.
Anna Bronski: I tried to tell him somebody big was coming.
Colonel Erhardt: Big! But...
Frederick Bronski: Come schatze, ve're late.
[Anna exits, but Frederick turns back to Erhardt]
Frederick Bronski: Vat's your name?
Colonel Erhardt: Colonel Er... Er... Er...
[sticking her head back in]
Anna Bronski: Erhardt.
Colonel Erhardt: Thank you.
Frederick Bronski: Erhardt? Erhardt? Aren't you the one who makes that joke about my becoming... A PICKLE?
[He leaves, slamming the door. Erhardt moans]
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Capt. Schultz, of Erhardt's Staff: [SPOILER] Colonel, Professor Siletski's on the phone!
Colonel Erhardt: Professor Siletski? You didn't tell him he was dead?
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Colonel Erhardt: [Referring to Bronski in the next room] Relax, Schultz! Zis iz ze intellectual approach...
Capt. Schultz, of Erhardt's Staff: And what if he's not an intellectual?
Colonel Erhardt: [referring to the two SS officers nearby] Zen zey'll break every bone in his body!
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Colonel Erhardt: [referring to Capt. Schultz] I've always suspected zumzing wrong vit a man who does not drink or shmoke...
Frederick Bronski: You mean like our FUHRER?
Colonel Erhardt: Yes... NO!
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Colonel Erhardt: Cigar? Cigarette? Chocolate-covered nugats?
Frederick Bronski: Chocolate-covered what?
Colonel Erhardt: Nugats!
[Squishing one in his fingers]
Frederick Bronski: No. Thank you.
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