College Boy 3 Quotes in Super Troopers (2001)

College Boy 3: [licking back window of police car] The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

Thorny: [after pulling car over] Do you know how fast you were going back there?

College Boy 1: Umm... 65?

Thorny: 63.

College Boy 1: But... isn't the speed limit 65?

Thorny: Yes, it is.

College Boy 3: [stoned] I'm freakin' out, man!

Thorny: Littering and smoking the reefer. Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and officer Rabbit are going to stand here while you three smoke the whole bag.

College Boy 3: [Just ate a bag of weed and a bag of shrooms] Oh please no.

College Boy 2: Dude, you didn't eat both those bags did you?

College Boy 3: [Mouth full of drugs] Call Guinness!

[College Boy 3 appears from closet, encounters cops]

College Boy 3: I love acid... Cops.

[College Boy 3 is licking the dividing window in the cop car and says]

College Boy 3: The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries.

College Boy 3: [shouts] Candy bars!

College Boy 3: [stoned] I'm freakin' out, man!

Rabbit: Yes, you are freaking out... man.

[first lines]

College Boy 2: No, man, I'm just saying... I'm sayin', if-if you own beachfront property, right, do you own, like, the sand and the water?

College Boy 3: Nobody owns the water. God owns - it's God's water.