Colleen Douglas Quotes in Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

Colleen Douglas: I can sum up our entire philosophy with this glass. I can look at it and say it's half-full, which in the beauty pageant biz means "Where the hell's my waiter?"

Colleen Douglas: Stop with the friggin' Marco Polo or I'll come over there and rip your fat little heads off!

Colleen Douglas: [with forced sobriety] People, people - wait, wait a minute, here. Uh, while we haven't ruled out sabotage from neighboring state pageants - Iowa, Wisconsin, North Dakota...

Terry Macey: Yeah.

Colleen Douglas: Dakota.

Terry Macey: Ohio...

Colleen Douglas: That bitch from...

Terry Macey: What?

Colleen Douglas: Wisconsin.

Terry Macey: All right, then.

Colleen Douglas: The bitch.

Terry Macey: The important thing is that we have a winner...

Colleen Douglas: Look at that one there. I think that she's had a boob job.

Terry Macey: Oh, come on. She's too young for a boob job.

Colleen Douglas: They do that at birth now, what are you talking about?

Terry Macey: [when the contestants all start throwing up] Somebody call a doctor!

Colleen Douglas: A doctor? Somebody call a priest!