Cold Coffee Lover Quotes in Clerks (1994)

Randal Graves: You know who I can do without? I can do without the people in the video store.

Dante Hicks: Which ones?

Randal Graves: All of them.

[a series of vignettes]

Bed Wetting Dad: What would you get for a six-year-old boy who chronically wets his bed?

Video Confusion Customer: So, do you have any new movies in?

[zoom out to see a huge sign that says "Brand New Movies" directly above her]

Low I.Q. Video Customer: Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that was out last year?

Randal Graves: They never rent quality flicks. They always pick the most intellectually devoid movies on the racks.

Low I.Q. Video Customer: OOOOH! NAVY SEALS!

Randal Graves: It's like in order to join, they have to have an I.Q. less than their shoe size.

Dante Hicks: You think you get stupid questions? You should hear the barrage of stupid questions I get.

[more vignettes]

Cold Coffee Lover: What do mean there's no ice? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?

Candy Confusion Customer: So how much is this thing anyway?

[zoom out to see a huge "99¢" sign behind her]

Hubcap Searching Customer: Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine!