Col. Glass Quotes in Stripes (1981)

Col. Glass: [menacingly] You screw this up, Stillman... and I'll have you assigned to a weather station above the Artic Circle! You got that?

Captain Stillman: [contrite] Yes, sir... thank you, sir.

Col. Glass: Good.

[turns and leaves]

Corporal, Stillman's aide: [Stillman is in his office, using a telescope to spy out his window and into the women's shower... Glass and the corporal walk in] Excuse me, C-C-Captain...

Captain Stillman: [angry] When I don't want to be disturbed...

Col. Glass: [interrupting] STILLMAN!

Captain Stillman: [breaks the window and sends the telescope through it, then turns around and stands at attention] Yes, sir!

Corporal, Stillman's aide: Colonel Glass to see you, sir.

Captain Stillman: I can see that, Corporal! Dismissed.

[to Glass]

Captain Stillman: Oh, it's a pleasure to see you, sir!

Col. Glass: Let's skip the bullshit, Captain. I have a problem, and I need your help. Are you familiar with the EM-50 project we have in Italy?

Captain Stillman: Yes... it's a tank... or something.

Col. Glass: [impatiently] It's an Urban Assault Vehicle!