Col. Ames Quotes in Support Your Local Gunfighter (1971)

Col. Ames: We share the same ancestors as far back as Adam and Eve. I desire no closer relation than that.

Taylor Barton: [Col. Ames has had him detained] Colonel, this is RIDICULOUS!

Col. Ames: Indeed it is! But not for long. Because one of two things is going to happen. First, you're going to get your workers out of the ground and promise never to see my sister again, or, second, the OTHER thing is going to happen.

Taylor Barton: WHAT other thing?

Col. Ames: My boys will take you out in a swamp and put a bullet through your thick head!

Abigail: That's murder!

Col. Ames: I've studied law. Of COURSE it's murder!