Cody Banks Quotes in Agent Cody Banks (2003)

Natalie Connors: You know, Cody you make a really bad first impression and a terrible second impression but the third time was really good

Cody Banks: You gotta see my fourth

[using code to identify herself]

Ronica Miles: Mary had a little lamb, its fleece as white as snow.

Cody Banks: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Ronica Miles: Bubble gum, bubble gum, in a dish.

Cody Banks: How many pieces do you wish?

Ronica Miles: This is what happens when you design a codebook in summer camp.

Cody Banks: What was my mission again?

Natalie Connors: I think you were going to kiss me.

[after stopping a two year old driving a car and crashing it]

Cody Banks: Next time, please stick to the tricycle.

Cody Banks: All her classes, isn't that kind of creepy?

CIA Director: Creepy? We're the CIA, creepy is what we do.

Cody Banks: [from trailer] Name's Banks. Cody Banks.

Natalie Connors: [Cody was stuttering and struggling to talk to her] Do you, by any chance, happen to be in Special Ed?

Cody Banks: [trying to talk to Natalie, bringing up that she liked horses] I-I I like horses! I think

[describing their mane]

Cody Banks: their hair thing is really cool.

Natalie Connors: [chuckling to her friends] What a freak!

[walks off with her friends]

Derek: Here's my ride, designed it myself, Gucci interior, plasma flat screen, DVD, surround sound, GPS navigation system, and riding shotgun, my right hand man Kumar.

Kumar: What up Mr. Banks, it is a bit young.

Derek: And to top it off... whooo, I got the fastest system in all of London

[he begins playing music but Cody shuts it off]

Cody Banks: Of course, everytime you turn that on you risk blowing your cover and putting yourself and all your men in danger.

Derek: Nany, nany, Nah. You know what your problem is Banks, your too darn old, act like a kid, that's why they recruited you

[he plays the music agian]

Cody Banks: [talking about entrance to CIA storage facility underneath summer camp] What? That's impossible! Kids have been snooping around this place for years! Someone would've found the entrance by now!

C.I.A. Director: That's why we put it... where no-one wants to spend too much time.

[goes into bathroom, which at summer camps, usually are of low-quality and smell like something died in there]

Cody Banks: How come I get a retainer and a clarinet and James Bond gets a Aston Martin?

Kumar: All in good time double "O" junior.

Cody Banks: [after he got beaten up by a beanie baby] What happened to you?

C.I.A. Director: I don't want to talk about it.

C.I.A. Director: You'll be attending a summer music academy.

Cody Banks: More school, just once in my life I'd like a mission that doesn't involve homework

[pause]

Cody Banks: wait, did you say music?

C.I.A. Director: Yeah it's a good thing you play the clarinet.

Cody Banks: Yeah... wait, I don't play the clarinet.

C.I.A. Director: Your father says you were in a school marching band for three years.

Cody Banks: I faked playing the clarinet to meet girls.

C.I.A. Director: You joined a marching band to meet girls?

Cody Banks: Yeah.

C.I.A. Director: Well you faked it for three years you can handle it for a couple of weeks. You'll be part of an international youth orchestra.

Cody Banks: An international youth orchestra, where?

Boy 1: Hey Cody, can I get you anything, debriefing, recon mission, juice box?

Cody Banks: No thanks.

Boy 2: Okay well we're here if you need any thing.

Boy 3: You know us, USA first, Cody Banks second, Then mom and apple pie tie for third.

Cody Banks: Thanks.

Cody Banks: Go and write that on your lunch box.

Cody Banks: [after a drill] Sorry about the head kick Frank.

Frank: No problem.

Diaz: Sorry, sorry, you don't apologize to your enemies.

Cody Banks: But Frank is my friend.

Diaz: Friends, enemies, they're all the same, trust equals death, now you go write that on your lunch box.

Cody Banks: Sir, you dropped you baseball.

[throws it to him]

Diaz: Remember kid, trust no one, including me.

Cody Banks: Why are we going so fast, is someone following us?

Derek: NO, you're late for class?

C.I.A. Director: So Banks, you let him get away.

Cody Banks: By now he's a far ways off, and by the looks of things, I'd say we just beaten your little getaway simulation.

C.I.A. Director: Getaway simulation, that was no simulation THAT WAS THE REAL DEAL!

Cody Banks: Wasn't exactly where I was going, but sure.

Cody Banks: We've got company.

Diaz: How bad?

Cody Banks: I had a good teacher.