Coakley Quotes in Hall Pass (2011)

Coakley: That girl in the black is checking you out.

Fred: The one who looks like the chief from Cuckoo's Nest?

Coakley: No, the one sitting next to her.

Coakley: [to Fred] Where're you going? You found your dream girl, now take her back to the hotel and... take care of business!

Fred: We don't have a lot in common, I can't even talk to her!

Coakley: Talk to her? Fred, what do you want? A pen-pal, or a poon-pal?

Fred: I only got one shot at this, okay? I think I can do better!

Coakley: Every loser in Vegas thinks they can do better! You know what winners do? They walk away from the table while they're up!

Coakley: Push the defrost button on the microwave, boys. The deep freeze is over!

Rick: How about her?

Coakley: No, the tall blonde surrounds herself with a less attractive women to make herself look good.

Rick: Really?

Coakley: [as he moves his hands] Check this out. Hot, not.

Rick: That's awesome. You're like A Beautiful Mind.