Coachman Quotes in Ghostbusters (1984)

Louis: [Louis, as the possessed Keymaster Vinz Clortho, runs out of Central Park, scaring a married couple] I am the Keymaster! The Destructor is coming. Gozer the Traveler, the Destroyer.

[Louis pants and sniffs, then notices a horse carriage; horse neighs]

Louis: Gatekeeper.

[Walk over towards the horse]

Louis: I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer. Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia. Are you the Gatekeeper?

Coachman: Hey, he pulls the wagon, I made the deals. You want a ride?

[the possessed Louis growls at the coachman with his red-glowing eyes]

Louis: [to the horse] Wait for the sign. Then our prisoners will be released.

[Runs amok, scaring bystanders; yelling]

Louis: You will perish in flame, you and all your kind! Gatekeeper!

Coachman: What an asshole.

Coachman: I don't like it. I don't like it at all. That place gives me the creeps. That place - Jamaica Inn. It's got a bad name. It's not healthy, that's why. There's queer things goes on there. Queer things.

Mary Yellen: Why didn't you stop? Are you deaf? I've been shouting myself silly. You've taken me right past Jamaica Inn. Turn right around and take me back at once!

Coachman: You better find Squire Pengallan instead. They say he's partial to young women. Here's your box.

Coachman: Typical bloody runaway. "Will I, won't I? "

Carla Donner: Where are we?

Coachman: Where you wanted to be, in the Vienna Woods, and it's only six o'clock in the morning, and you have a long and beautiful day ahead of you.

Coachman: In times gone, Fort Holland was a fort and, now, no longer. The Hollands was the most old family, Miss. They brought the colored folks to the island. The colored folks and Ti-Misery.

Betsy Connell: Ti-Misery? What's that?

Coachman: A man, Miss. An old man who lives in the garden of Fort Holland, with arrows stuck in him and a sorrowful weeping look on his black face.

Betsy Connell: Alive?

Coachman: No, Miss. He's just the same as he was in the beginning. Only on the front side of an enormous boat.

Betsy Connell: You mean a figurehead.

Coachman: If you say, Miss. And the enormous boat brought the long ago fathers and the long ago mothers of us all, chained to the bottom of the boat.

Betsy Connell: They brought you to a beautiful place, didn't they?

Coachman: If you say, Miss. If you say.

Sheriff Burnett: Tell me something, old-timer. Are we within the jurisdiction of Snow Hill County?

Coachman: Yep. You can arrest or hang anyone you want.