Coach Warren Quotes in Rudy (1993)

Coach Warren: [addressing players at the walk-on tryouts] Let me tell it to you as clean as I can. We have 95 players here so accomplished as athletes in high school, we gave them full scholarships to the best football program in the country. NCAA regulations allow us to dress just 60 for home games, which means at least 35 scholarship players are gonna be watching the game from the stands. So if any of you has any fantasies about running out of that stadium tunnel with your gold helmet shining in the sun, you best leave them right here. Of you 15 dreamers out there maybe we'll keep one or two. My job is to basically beat the shit out of you for the next 5 days, and whoever is still standing at the end, maybe we'll use for our scout teams. You'll be running the oppositions plays week in and week out. The greatest value to us is we don't care whether you get hurt. Our first teams are going to pound on you like you're their worst enemies. Like what you hear so far? Any of you wanna run home to momma? Now's your chance. No? They're all yours.

Coach Brakett: [regarding Miss Honeywell] Oh boy, would I like to get next to that.

Coach Warren: Ah yes, Lassie.

Coach Brakett: Lassie?

Coach Warren: Patience my boy, patience.

Coach Brakett: Why do they call her Lassie?

Coach Warren: Why do you think?

Coach Brakett: I dunno.

Coach Warren: Awooooooo.

Coach Brakett: You callin' her a dog? That's angel food cake.

Coach Warren: Well, what can I tell ya?

Coach Brakett: You can tell me why they call her Lassie.

Coach Warren: Just get her up in the equipment room, and you'll find out. But beware of King Kong.