Coach Harris Quotes in Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

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Coach Harris Quotes:

  • Coach Harris: You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - "Someday, my son will grow to be a man." Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds.

    [removes and throws his cap against the wall]

    Coach Harris: *Nerds*! Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my Maker, and my *coach*!

  • [Alpha Beta has been beaten by Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu]

    Coach Harris: Hey, Gable.

    Stan Gable: Yeah, Coach.

    Coach Harris: I want to see you, and the other girls, in the locker room, now!

    Stan Gable: Yes, sir.

  • Dwight Ingalls: Fuck you, fuck you, FUCK YOU!

    Coach Harris: Fuck you too.

    Dwight Ingalls: You can't talk to students like that.

    Coach Harris: Fuck you! Now suit up!

  • [first lines]

    [the wrestling match begins with Coach Harris cheering on his player Todd]

    Coach Harris: All right, Todd! Let's go, let's go! All right. Keep it up! Keep it up! Yes! Nice! Nice! Control, Todd, control.

    Todd: [Todd gets pinned down and mumbles] Damn it!

    Coach Harris: Stay focused! It's fine. Stay focused. Come on.

    Coach Harris: [Todd returns with pinning down his opponent within seconds] Yes!

    [the crowd cheers and boos when the scene cuts to the next wrestler Alex]

    Todd: How's she doing?

    Sheldon: Sex and violence. That's what it's all about.

    Alex: [Alex gets pinned down by her opponent when the match ends] Fuck!

    Todd: [Alex returns to her corner] Hey.

    Alex: How'd your match go?

    Todd: I won.

    Alex: Shocker.

  • [Coach Harris argues with the train station window lady]

    Coach Harris: Odessa. We need to get to Odessa, the Ukraine. Odessa! Doesn't anybody speak English in this country? Is there a manager back there that speaks English. Eng... Odessa.

    Dr. Velislava: Excuse me. I couldn't help but hear your predicament. I might have a solution for you.

    Coach Harris: Oh, really?

    Dr. Velislava: The train I'm on goes through Odessa.

    Coach Harris: Can you please tell this lady what train you're on, so we can buy tickets for it?

    Dr. Velislava: You can pay on board. That's how it works here on the smaller lines.

    [smiles]

  • [the strange lady gets Coach Harris back to her train car]

    Coach Harris: Hey, you're not gonna charge me for this, are you? I read some stories in the college regulation book you won't believe.

    Dr. Velislava: No.

    Coach Harris: Good.

    Dr. Velislava: Just relax.

    Coach Harris: You wanna hear something funny? I don't even know your name, Miss.

    Dr. Velislava: Ah. Doctor. Doctor Velislava.

    Coach Harris: What do I need a doctor for?

    [Dr. Velislava stabs Coach Harris in the neck with an injection]

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