Coach Crawford Quotes in Fist Fight (2017)

Coach Crawford: [In yellow paint] This shit is getting violent! I look like a fucking minion!

Strickland: [From red-band trailer] What the fuck is this? Is this a practical joke?

Coach Crawford: Oh, shit.

Strickland: Don't have money for books. We got money for this new fucking...

Campbell: All you got to do is put in your order and it does the rest.

Strickland: [to machine] Coffee.

Coach Crawford: You're going to fuck that coffee machine up.

Holly: [From red band trailer, seeing vulgar sign at the fields] There's something weird about those fields.

Coach Crawford: We're staring at a giant dick.

Holly: Yeah.

Coach Crawford: What are you, Seabiscuit?

Coach Crawford: Give him 85%! Right in the Flintstone!

Coach Crawford: He's gonna knock the sex out of you!