Co-pilot Quotes in Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

Co-pilot: [to Nute Gunray] With all due respect...

Co Pilot: [Superman supports Air Force One's damaged wing] What the hell happened, we got our engine back? What the hell is going on out there?

Air Force One Pilot: Fly. Don't look, just fly. We got... something. I ain't saying what it is. Just... trust me.

[Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar]

Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

Colonel: What is it, son?

Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...

Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.

Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...

Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.

Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?

Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...

Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...

Baseball Umpire: Two balls.

[looking up from game]

Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...

Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.

Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...

Musician: Willie.

Willie: Yeah?

Musician: What's that?

Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...

Colonel: Johnson.

Radar Operator: Yes, sir?

Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

Co-Pilot: [over the intercom] Hi, this is your co-pilot Ernie. Just wanted to point out a couple of sights of interest to you folks flying the Hong Kong cannonball for the first time. If you look down to your left, you'll be able to see the famous Pacific Ocean. And if you look to your right, you'll be able to see... the famous Pacific Ocean, yessiree.

Co-Pilot: [John screamed when he saw the strange creature outside his window. He is now in his seat talking with the Co-Pilot, who doesn't know about the creature] Mr. Valentine, what do you think's wrong with this aircraft?

John Valentine: [tries to think of something else, since no one will believe him about the creature] There's an engine out.

Co-Pilot: Which one?

John Valentine: The one on the outside. Outboard No. 1. It's out, isn't it?

Co-Pilot: What makes you think that?

John Valentine: Never mind about that. It's true, isn't it?

Co-Pilot: Nine minutes ago, Outboard No. 1 was struck by lightning, there was a flame out, we lost it.

John Valentine: Lightning?

Co-Pilot: Lightning. Mr. Valentine, this aircraft has four engines. The possibility of us losing one, remaining three, is remote in the extremes.

John Valentine: You sure it was just lightning?

Co-Pilot: Absolutely. Listen, we're gonna be landing in about twenty minutes. There is the highest probability that we will survive this flight.

John Valentine: [laughs in fear and disbelief] Okay.

Co-Pilot: [John Valentine's just been taken away in the ambulance after the plane has landed] Weather hadn't broke we would've never gotten this baby down. We've had one hell of a night. We got the storm. We got the flame out. Then that freak show.

Old Woman: Not to mention the gun. The gun was awful.

Sky Marshal: He didn't have a gun.

Old Man: He didn't have a gun?

Sky Marshal: No, no. He didn't have a gun. It was my gun. I'm FAA. I'm authorized to have a gun.

Jr. Stewardess: He was so crazy. He smashed the window. What was he trying to do, get out?

Sky Marshal: It's claustrophobia! They'd rather fall to the ground, than stay aboard! I've seen it happen! I've seen it!

Jr. Stewardess: He had to be completely wacko, right?

Sr. Stewardess: I knew he was frightened, but I didn't think he was crazy.

Jr. Stewardess: But Dion, he said he saw something on the end of the wing.

Co-Pilot: [Talks to airport security] You got this? No one gets back on board. That's my call!

Co-Pilot: One of you can go on the flight, and that's it!