Club Patron Quotes in The Birdcage (1996)

Club Patron: I've never danced with a man before.

Louise Keeley: [in female drag] There's always a first time.

Club Patron: That'll be another $120!

Tucker Max: [to the Feminist girls] Holy shit! You guys aren't worth that much

Melissa: [smugly] Oh our company is priceless.

Drew: If it lacks a price... It's probably worthless.

Patrick Bateman: Ask me a question.

Club Patron: So, what do you do?

Patrick Bateman: I'm into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly.

Club Patron: Do you like it?

Patrick Bateman: Well, it depends. Why?

Club Patron: Well, most guys I know who are in Mergers and Acquisitions really don't like it.

Timothy Bryce: [after snorting "cut" cocaine] It's a fucking milligram of sweetener. I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal.

Patrick Bateman: Definitely weak, but I have a feeling that if we do enough of it we'll be okay.

Club Patron: [leans over from another booth] Will you keep it down? I'm trying to do drugs!

Timothy Bryce: Fuck you! Calm down. Let's do it anyway. That is if the FAGGOT in the next stall thinks it's okay!

Club Patron: FUCK YOU!

Timothy Bryce: HEY FUCK YOU! Sorry, dude. Steroids. Okay, let's do it.