Clown Quotes in Transformers (2007)

Bobby Bolivia: Hey Manny!

Manny: What?

Bobby Bolivia: Get your cousin outta that clown costume. Havin' that heat stroke again. Scarin' white folks.

Clown: I'm hot! Makeup's melting, hurts my eyes!

Clown: [in cheerleader get-up as he watches Cyan] What a pretty little dress. I wonder if she's it in my size?

[begins cheering]

Clown: Spawnie, Spawnie, he's our man, if he can't kill 'em, no one can. Yay, Spawnie! S to the P to the A to the AWN, S to the P to the A to the AWN. Go, Spawnie, go Spawnie.

Clown: [imitating Jimmy Stewart] "Uh, well, well, every time someone farts, a demon gets his wings."

Clown: [farts twice]

Clown: Oops, twins.

Clown: In the name of the people and things of Hell, I dub thee... Spawn, general of Hell's armies. Arise, Your Crispness! Arise, Duke of Deep-Fried! Sultan of Sizzling! Emir of Ooey-Gooey!

Clown: I'm gonna cut you into 50 pieces and mail you to every state.

Clown: You're dead. D-E-D. Dead.

Clown: I say destroy the cosmos, ask questions later.

Clown: Ooh. Burnt man walkin'.

Clown: [while acting as a clown at Cyan's birthday party] I've got more tricks than a hooker!

Clown: I love the smell of burning asphalt in the morning.

Clown: [as Wanda] You pansy bacon crisp!

Clown: Wynn and Wanda sitting in a tree, S-U-C-K-I-N-G

Clown: If you strike oil, half of it is mine.

Clown: [farts] Oops. A wet one. I hope I didn't stain my underwear. Look at that. Skid marks.

Spawn: Aah! Feels like my skin is about to explode.

Clown: That's just your viral necroplasm going through its larval stage. Pretty soon you're going to get hair in funny places, and you're gonna start thinking about girls. Ha! Getting a chubby, studly? A half guy, semi?

Spawn: Just get me to a hospital.

Clown: A hospital? Have you looked in a mirror lately, burnt man walking? Even the entire cast of "E.R." couldn't put you back together again.

Spawn: God.

Clown: [covering ears] Aah! Did you have to use the "G" word? La la la la la la.

Jason Wynn: He killed Priest! He damn near killed me!

Clown: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Spawn: What... is this?

Clown: Ooh, boy you are tied to that track and that stupid train just kept running over you now, didn't it? Running over you.

Clown: Oh, there you are. I've been looking everywhere for you. Bad crispy! Bad crispy! Clown not like.

Clown: Come on, my barbecued friend. Don't want to keep that side order of potato salad waiting, now do we?

Clown: Why do you people always question? Why ask why, when *how* is so much more fun?

Clown: How come God hogs up all the good followers, and we're left with the retards?

Clown: [to a group of would-be Satanists] Shocked and amazed at the wonders of necroflesh? You're not alone. For a limited time only, you too can have this handsome epidermis for the eensy price of your soul and a buttload of pain.

Clown: The master and I are going to have words. He knows I hate clowns. God, I hate them. I hate them all. I hate Bozo, Ronald, Chuckles with their freakin' dumb noses and their lousy party hats! Arrgh! I don't mind being short, fat, and ugly, but the pay sucks!

Clown: No more clowning around. I'm not the Vindicator or the Victimizer or the Vaporizer or the Vibrator! I'm...

[shouts]

Clown: The Violator!

Spawn: You filthy little piece of vermin. What makes you think I would join your army? You can take that army of yours and shove it.

Clown: Sounds like a country song.

[singing]

Clown: "You can take that army of yours and shove it. You can take that..."

[stops]

Clown: Uh-oh. You've got that, "I want to beat the fat little man" look in your eyes.

Clown: Open wide and say, "AAH"!

Clown: [imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger] You have been violated little girly man.

Clown: [after Spawn cuts off his head] You're gonna pay for this. It's not over yet. I'll gum you to death. I'll bite you.

[tries to pick his head up with his tongue]

Clown: Hey, Wanda, how do you think of my little head, huh?

[the rest of his body melts as well as his head]

Clown: This is your last to join up. Think about it. Come on.

[his head continues to melt]

Clown: You'll pay for this.

Spawn: NO!

Clown: Oh, come on. You scream like a girl. Do it like this.

[high pitched]

Clown: AAAH! Someone's a little angry 'cause they died and went to...

[singing]

Clown: / Hello, my mutant, Hello, my carcass, Hello, my bug-infested corpse. /

[first lines]

Clown: I need a doctor!

Driver: I'll get you a vet, you son of a bitch! You should'a shot him first!

Bill: [over radio] We've got two clowns heading south on Wall 51, four miles from the border.

Driver: And stop bleeding on my money!

Bill: [over radio] All units be advised, suspects are armed and dangerous.

Driver: [Clown vomiting blood] What the fuck?

Driver: [narration] Well, hello boys and girls. there's nothing worse than a sad clown. Unless it's a clown bleeding internally and coughing it all over your money.

Clown: Those queer sons of a bitches!

Clown: [singing] I am the Clown with the tear-away face!

[Pulls face off]

Clown: [Demonic voice] Here in a *flash* and gone without a trace!

[vanishes in a puff of smoke]

Clown: [singing]

[looking at a present Jack brought]

Clown: It's a bat!

Man Under the Stairs: [singing] Will it bend?

Clown: [singing] It's a rat!

Man Under the Stairs: [singing] Will it break?

Undersea Gal: [singing] Perhaps it's the head that I've found in the lake.

Clown: [of Jack's disappearance] This has never happened before!

Big Witch, W.W.D.: It's suspicious.

Small Witch: It's peculiar.

Vampire: It's scary!

Clown: Hey, be careful. Don't hurt the little guy.

Skinny: Aw, c'mon. Elephants ain't got no feelings.

Clown #2: No, they're made of rubber.

Clown: Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. HA HA HA.

Clown: Look, a giraffe!

Martin Beck: Look, a fist!

[Punches him]

Clown: I never do it with whores. You start out with a burning desire and then you end up the next day with a burning sensation if you know what I mean...

Clown: We're not like other people, we're artists, you know with great talent comes responsibility.

Clown: What a lucky clown you are! You don't have to wipe off your laugh.

[On the verge of Windman's Syndrome, Joshua is confronted by a voice in his sleep that eventually appears before him as a circus clown]

Clown: Fine. You want face-to-face? You got it. You want me to take off the mask?

[the clown removes its mask but the same mask is beneath it]

Clown: Get the point?

Joshua Lazarus: Exactly what do you want from me?

Clown: You have to leave. Soon. Get away.

Joshua Lazarus: How?

Clown: That's your problem.

Joshua Lazarus: Why?

Clown: Because you know something you shouldn't. I have to go now.

Joshua Lazarus: I'm just supposed to take your word for it?

Clown: I'm just telling you what you already know. Just think of me as your conscience talking. Make sure you take the girl. She knows it, too.

Joshua Lazarus: What does it matter if I'm going to be dead in a couple...

Clown: You have more time than you think.