Clown Quotes in Transformers (2007)


Clown Quotes:

  • Bobby Bolivia: Hey Manny!

    Manny: What?

    Bobby Bolivia: Get your cousin outta that clown costume. Havin' that heat stroke again. Scarin' white folks.

    Clown: I'm hot! Makeup's melting, hurts my eyes!

  • Clown: [in cheerleader get-up as he watches Cyan] What a pretty little dress. I wonder if she's it in my size?

    [begins cheering]

    Clown: Spawnie, Spawnie, he's our man, if he can't kill 'em, no one can. Yay, Spawnie! S to the P to the A to the AWN, S to the P to the A to the AWN. Go, Spawnie, go Spawnie.

  • Clown: [imitating Jimmy Stewart] "Uh, well, well, every time someone farts, a demon gets his wings."

    Clown: [farts twice]

    Clown: Oops, twins.

  • Clown: In the name of the people and things of Hell, I dub thee... Spawn, general of Hell's armies. Arise, Your Crispness! Arise, Duke of Deep-Fried! Sultan of Sizzling! Emir of Ooey-Gooey!

  • Clown: I'm gonna cut you into 50 pieces and mail you to every state.

  • Clown: You're dead. D-E-D. Dead.

  • Clown: I say destroy the cosmos, ask questions later.

  • Clown: Ooh. Burnt man walkin'.

  • Clown: [while acting as a clown at Cyan's birthday party] I've got more tricks than a hooker!

  • Clown: I love the smell of burning asphalt in the morning.

  • Clown: [as Wanda] You pansy bacon crisp!

  • Clown: Wynn and Wanda sitting in a tree, S-U-C-K-I-N-G

  • Clown: If you strike oil, half of it is mine.

  • Clown: [farts] Oops. A wet one. I hope I didn't stain my underwear. Look at that. Skid marks.

  • Spawn: Aah! Feels like my skin is about to explode.

    Clown: That's just your viral necroplasm going through its larval stage. Pretty soon you're going to get hair in funny places, and you're gonna start thinking about girls. Ha! Getting a chubby, studly? A half guy, semi?

  • Spawn: Just get me to a hospital.

    Clown: A hospital? Have you looked in a mirror lately, burnt man walking? Even the entire cast of "E.R." couldn't put you back together again.

  • Spawn: God.

    Clown: [covering ears] Aah! Did you have to use the "G" word? La la la la la la.

  • Jason Wynn: He killed Priest! He damn near killed me!

    Clown: You say that like it's a bad thing.

  • Spawn: What... is this?

    Clown: Ooh, boy you are tied to that track and that stupid train just kept running over you now, didn't it? Running over you.

  • Clown: Oh, there you are. I've been looking everywhere for you. Bad crispy! Bad crispy! Clown not like.

  • Clown: Come on, my barbecued friend. Don't want to keep that side order of potato salad waiting, now do we?

  • Clown: Why do you people always question? Why ask why, when *how* is so much more fun?

  • Clown: How come God hogs up all the good followers, and we're left with the retards?

  • Clown: [to a group of would-be Satanists] Shocked and amazed at the wonders of necroflesh? You're not alone. For a limited time only, you too can have this handsome epidermis for the eensy price of your soul and a buttload of pain.

  • Clown: The master and I are going to have words. He knows I hate clowns. God, I hate them. I hate them all. I hate Bozo, Ronald, Chuckles with their freakin' dumb noses and their lousy party hats! Arrgh! I don't mind being short, fat, and ugly, but the pay sucks!

  • Clown: No more clowning around. I'm not the Vindicator or the Victimizer or the Vaporizer or the Vibrator! I'm...


    Clown: The Violator!

  • Spawn: You filthy little piece of vermin. What makes you think I would join your army? You can take that army of yours and shove it.

    Clown: Sounds like a country song.


    Clown: "You can take that army of yours and shove it. You can take that..."


    Clown: Uh-oh. You've got that, "I want to beat the fat little man" look in your eyes.

  • Clown: Open wide and say, "AAH"!

  • Clown: [imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger] You have been violated little girly man.

  • Clown: [after Spawn cuts off his head] You're gonna pay for this. It's not over yet. I'll gum you to death. I'll bite you.

    [tries to pick his head up with his tongue]

    Clown: Hey, Wanda, how do you think of my little head, huh?

    [the rest of his body melts as well as his head]

    Clown: This is your last to join up. Think about it. Come on.

    [his head continues to melt]

    Clown: You'll pay for this.

  • Spawn: NO!

    Clown: Oh, come on. You scream like a girl. Do it like this.

    [high pitched]

    Clown: AAAH! Someone's a little angry 'cause they died and went to...


    Clown: / Hello, my mutant, Hello, my carcass, Hello, my bug-infested corpse. /

  • [first lines]

    Clown: I need a doctor!

    Driver: I'll get you a vet, you son of a bitch! You should'a shot him first!

    Bill: [over radio] We've got two clowns heading south on Wall 51, four miles from the border.

    Driver: And stop bleeding on my money!

    Bill: [over radio] All units be advised, suspects are armed and dangerous.

    Driver: [Clown vomiting blood] What the fuck?

    Driver: [narration] Well, hello boys and girls. there's nothing worse than a sad clown. Unless it's a clown bleeding internally and coughing it all over your money.

  • Clown: Those queer sons of a bitches!

  • Clown: [singing] I am the Clown with the tear-away face!

    [Pulls face off]

    Clown: [Demonic voice] Here in a *flash* and gone without a trace!

    [vanishes in a puff of smoke]

  • Clown: [singing]

    [looking at a present Jack brought]

    Clown: It's a bat!

    Man Under the Stairs: [singing] Will it bend?

    Clown: [singing] It's a rat!

    Man Under the Stairs: [singing] Will it break?

    Undersea Gal: [singing] Perhaps it's the head that I've found in the lake.

  • Clown: [of Jack's disappearance] This has never happened before!

    Big Witch, W.W.D.: It's suspicious.

    Small Witch: It's peculiar.

    Vampire: It's scary!

  • Clown: Hey, be careful. Don't hurt the little guy.

    Skinny: Aw, c'mon. Elephants ain't got no feelings.

    Clown #2: No, they're made of rubber.

  • Clown: Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. HA HA HA.

  • Clown: Look, a giraffe!

    Martin Beck: Look, a fist!

    [Punches him]

  • Clown: I never do it with whores. You start out with a burning desire and then you end up the next day with a burning sensation if you know what I mean...

  • Clown: We're not like other people, we're artists, you know with great talent comes responsibility.

  • Clown: What a lucky clown you are! You don't have to wipe off your laugh.

  • [On the verge of Windman's Syndrome, Joshua is confronted by a voice in his sleep that eventually appears before him as a circus clown]

    Clown: Fine. You want face-to-face? You got it. You want me to take off the mask?

    [the clown removes its mask but the same mask is beneath it]

    Clown: Get the point?

    Joshua Lazarus: Exactly what do you want from me?

    Clown: You have to leave. Soon. Get away.

    Joshua Lazarus: How?

    Clown: That's your problem.

    Joshua Lazarus: Why?

    Clown: Because you know something you shouldn't. I have to go now.

    Joshua Lazarus: I'm just supposed to take your word for it?

    Clown: I'm just telling you what you already know. Just think of me as your conscience talking. Make sure you take the girl. She knows it, too.

    Joshua Lazarus: What does it matter if I'm going to be dead in a couple...

    Clown: You have more time than you think.

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