Clown Quotes in Transformers (2007)
Bobby Bolivia: Hey Manny!
Bobby Bolivia: Get your cousin outta that clown costume. Havin' that heat stroke again. Scarin' white folks.
Clown: I'm hot! Makeup's melting, hurts my eyes!
Clown: [in cheerleader get-up as he watches Cyan] What a pretty little dress. I wonder if she's it in my size?
Clown: Spawnie, Spawnie, he's our man, if he can't kill 'em, no one can. Yay, Spawnie! S to the P to the A to the AWN, S to the P to the A to the AWN. Go, Spawnie, go Spawnie.
Clown: [imitating Jimmy Stewart] "Uh, well, well, every time someone farts, a demon gets his wings."
Clown: [farts twice]
Clown: Oops, twins.
Clown: In the name of the people and things of Hell, I dub thee... Spawn, general of Hell's armies. Arise, Your Crispness! Arise, Duke of Deep-Fried! Sultan of Sizzling! Emir of Ooey-Gooey!
Clown: I'm gonna cut you into 50 pieces and mail you to every state.
Clown: You're dead. D-E-D. Dead.
Clown: I say destroy the cosmos, ask questions later.
Clown: Ooh. Burnt man walkin'.
Clown: [while acting as a clown at Cyan's birthday party] I've got more tricks than a hooker!
Clown: I love the smell of burning asphalt in the morning.
Clown: [as Wanda] You pansy bacon crisp!
Clown: Wynn and Wanda sitting in a tree, S-U-C-K-I-N-G
Clown: If you strike oil, half of it is mine.
Clown: [farts] Oops. A wet one. I hope I didn't stain my underwear. Look at that. Skid marks.
Spawn: Aah! Feels like my skin is about to explode.
Clown: That's just your viral necroplasm going through its larval stage. Pretty soon you're going to get hair in funny places, and you're gonna start thinking about girls. Ha! Getting a chubby, studly? A half guy, semi?
Spawn: Just get me to a hospital.
Clown: A hospital? Have you looked in a mirror lately, burnt man walking? Even the entire cast of "E.R." couldn't put you back together again.
Clown: [covering ears] Aah! Did you have to use the "G" word? La la la la la la.
Jason Wynn: He killed Priest! He damn near killed me!
Clown: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Spawn: What... is this?
Clown: Ooh, boy you are tied to that track and that stupid train just kept running over you now, didn't it? Running over you.
Clown: Oh, there you are. I've been looking everywhere for you. Bad crispy! Bad crispy! Clown not like.
Clown: Come on, my barbecued friend. Don't want to keep that side order of potato salad waiting, now do we?
Clown: Why do you people always question? Why ask why, when *how* is so much more fun?
Clown: How come God hogs up all the good followers, and we're left with the retards?
Clown: [to a group of would-be Satanists] Shocked and amazed at the wonders of necroflesh? You're not alone. For a limited time only, you too can have this handsome epidermis for the eensy price of your soul and a buttload of pain.
Clown: The master and I are going to have words. He knows I hate clowns. God, I hate them. I hate them all. I hate Bozo, Ronald, Chuckles with their freakin' dumb noses and their lousy party hats! Arrgh! I don't mind being short, fat, and ugly, but the pay sucks!
Clown: No more clowning around. I'm not the Vindicator or the Victimizer or the Vaporizer or the Vibrator! I'm...
Clown: The Violator!
Spawn: You filthy little piece of vermin. What makes you think I would join your army? You can take that army of yours and shove it.
Clown: Sounds like a country song.
Clown: "You can take that army of yours and shove it. You can take that..."
Clown: Uh-oh. You've got that, "I want to beat the fat little man" look in your eyes.
Clown: Open wide and say, "AAH"!
Clown: [imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger] You have been violated little girly man.
Clown: [after Spawn cuts off his head] You're gonna pay for this. It's not over yet. I'll gum you to death. I'll bite you.
[tries to pick his head up with his tongue]
Clown: Hey, Wanda, how do you think of my little head, huh?
[the rest of his body melts as well as his head]
Clown: This is your last to join up. Think about it. Come on.
[his head continues to melt]
Clown: You'll pay for this.
Clown: Oh, come on. You scream like a girl. Do it like this.
Clown: AAAH! Someone's a little angry 'cause they died and went to...
Clown: / Hello, my mutant, Hello, my carcass, Hello, my bug-infested corpse. /
Clown: I need a doctor!
Driver: I'll get you a vet, you son of a bitch! You should'a shot him first!
Bill: [over radio] We've got two clowns heading south on Wall 51, four miles from the border.
Driver: And stop bleeding on my money!
Bill: [over radio] All units be advised, suspects are armed and dangerous.
Driver: [Clown vomiting blood] What the fuck?
Driver: [narration] Well, hello boys and girls. there's nothing worse than a sad clown. Unless it's a clown bleeding internally and coughing it all over your money.
Clown: Those queer sons of a bitches!
Clown: [singing] I am the Clown with the tear-away face!
[Pulls face off]
Clown: [Demonic voice] Here in a *flash* and gone without a trace!
[vanishes in a puff of smoke]
[looking at a present Jack brought]
Clown: It's a bat!
Man Under the Stairs: [singing] Will it bend?
Clown: [singing] It's a rat!
Man Under the Stairs: [singing] Will it break?
Undersea Gal: [singing] Perhaps it's the head that I've found in the lake.
Clown: [of Jack's disappearance] This has never happened before!
Big Witch, W.W.D.: It's suspicious.
Small Witch: It's peculiar.
Vampire: It's scary!
Clown: Hey, be careful. Don't hurt the little guy.
Skinny: Aw, c'mon. Elephants ain't got no feelings.
Clown #2: No, they're made of rubber.
Clown: Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. HA HA HA.
Clown: Look, a giraffe!
Martin Beck: Look, a fist!
Clown: I never do it with whores. You start out with a burning desire and then you end up the next day with a burning sensation if you know what I mean...
Clown: We're not like other people, we're artists, you know with great talent comes responsibility.
Clown: What a lucky clown you are! You don't have to wipe off your laugh.
[On the verge of Windman's Syndrome, Joshua is confronted by a voice in his sleep that eventually appears before him as a circus clown]
Clown: Fine. You want face-to-face? You got it. You want me to take off the mask?
[the clown removes its mask but the same mask is beneath it]
Clown: Get the point?
Joshua Lazarus: Exactly what do you want from me?
Clown: You have to leave. Soon. Get away.
Joshua Lazarus: How?
Clown: That's your problem.
Joshua Lazarus: Why?
Clown: Because you know something you shouldn't. I have to go now.
Joshua Lazarus: I'm just supposed to take your word for it?
Clown: I'm just telling you what you already know. Just think of me as your conscience talking. Make sure you take the girl. She knows it, too.
Joshua Lazarus: What does it matter if I'm going to be dead in a couple...
Clown: You have more time than you think.
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Characters on Transformers (2007)
- Sam Witwicky
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- Judy Witwicky
- Ron Witwicky
- Tom Banachek
- Maggie Madsen
- Glen Whitmann
- Bobby Bolivia
- USAF Master Sgt. Epps
- Sarah Lennox
- Tooth Fairy Girl
- International Operator
- USAF Staff Sergent
- Admiral Brigham
- Captain Witwicky
- Boy in Car
- First Sergeant Donnelly
- ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa
- Enlisted Aide
- The President
- Mr. Hosney
- SOCCENT Colonel Sharp