Clooney Quotes in Buddy Buddy (1981)

Trabucco: When are you leaving?

Clooney: I can't leave, I'm wanted.

Trabucco: Not by me.

Clooney: Have you ever been married, Mr. Trabucco?

Trabucco: Once but I got rid of her. Now I just lease.

Clooney: Are you from L.A.?

Trabucco: Not necessarily.

Clooney: I'm not against a little cleavage, if it's done in good taste, but nipples are a definite no-no.

Trabucco: What's the matter, everyone's got them.

Clooney: Not in primetime.

Receptionist: Go sign the duplicate and come back after lunch.

Clooney: I'm not having lunch.

Receptionist: Well I am.

Celia Clooney: Do you know a woman has 89 erogenous zones on her body.

Clooney: [Counts up to 3 on fingers] . Who says that?

Clooney: We've been together 12 years.

Celia Clooney: 12 years - as long as that!

Clooney: Well maybe they weren't great years but there were good weeks here and there.

Trabucco: You heard me: fuck off.

Clooney: Father, you said the F word!

Clooney: What else did you tell him? That I cheat on crossword puzzles? I steal sugar in restaurants? That I wet my bed 'til I was eleven?

Celia Clooney: No, Victor, believe me, I never mentioned that.

Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot: A bed-wetter... Aha! That explains everything!

Trabucco: Do me a favor.

Clooney: Yes ?

Trabucco: Fuck off.

Clooney: Here I am, almost didn't make it.

Trabucco: Almost doesn't count.