Clooney Quotes in Buddy Buddy (1981)
Trabucco: When are you leaving?
Clooney: I can't leave, I'm wanted.
Trabucco: Not by me.
Clooney: Have you ever been married, Mr. Trabucco?
Trabucco: Once but I got rid of her. Now I just lease.
Clooney: Are you from L.A.?
Trabucco: Not necessarily.
Clooney: I'm not against a little cleavage, if it's done in good taste, but nipples are a definite no-no.
Trabucco: What's the matter, everyone's got them.
Clooney: Not in primetime.
Receptionist: Go sign the duplicate and come back after lunch.
Clooney: I'm not having lunch.
Receptionist: Well I am.
Celia Clooney: Do you know a woman has 89 erogenous zones on her body.
Clooney: [Counts up to 3 on fingers] . Who says that?
Clooney: We've been together 12 years.
Celia Clooney: 12 years - as long as that!
Clooney: Well maybe they weren't great years but there were good weeks here and there.
Trabucco: You heard me: fuck off.
Clooney: Father, you said the F word!
Clooney: What else did you tell him? That I cheat on crossword puzzles? I steal sugar in restaurants? That I wet my bed 'til I was eleven?
Celia Clooney: No, Victor, believe me, I never mentioned that.
Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot: A bed-wetter... Aha! That explains everything!
Trabucco: Do me a favor.
Clooney: Yes ?
Trabucco: Fuck off.
Clooney: Here I am, almost didn't make it.
Trabucco: Almost doesn't count.
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