Clooney Quotes in Buddy Buddy (1981)


Clooney Quotes:

  • Trabucco: When are you leaving?

    Clooney: I can't leave, I'm wanted.

    Trabucco: Not by me.

  • Clooney: Have you ever been married, Mr. Trabucco?

    Trabucco: Once but I got rid of her. Now I just lease.

  • Clooney: Are you from L.A.?

    Trabucco: Not necessarily.

  • Clooney: I'm not against a little cleavage, if it's done in good taste, but nipples are a definite no-no.

    Trabucco: What's the matter, everyone's got them.

    Clooney: Not in primetime.

  • Receptionist: Go sign the duplicate and come back after lunch.

    Clooney: I'm not having lunch.

    Receptionist: Well I am.

  • Celia Clooney: Do you know a woman has 89 erogenous zones on her body.

    Clooney: [Counts up to 3 on fingers] . Who says that?

  • Clooney: We've been together 12 years.

    Celia Clooney: 12 years - as long as that!

    Clooney: Well maybe they weren't great years but there were good weeks here and there.

  • Trabucco: You heard me: fuck off.

    Clooney: Father, you said the F word!

  • Clooney: What else did you tell him? That I cheat on crossword puzzles? I steal sugar in restaurants? That I wet my bed 'til I was eleven?

    Celia Clooney: No, Victor, believe me, I never mentioned that.

    Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot: A bed-wetter... Aha! That explains everything!

  • Trabucco: Do me a favor.

    Clooney: Yes ?

    Trabucco: Fuck off.

  • Clooney: Here I am, almost didn't make it.

    Trabucco: Almost doesn't count.

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