Clem Quotes in T-Force (1994)

Janitor: Who the hell are you?

Clem: I'm the last person you're gonna ever see!

[Clem shoots the janitor]

Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!

Clem: Hey! You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

Robby: [Referring to Joe's Roadrunner] Least I know my car will blow his off the road!

Charlene the Gator Farmer: You really think you can match that slant 6 of yours against this 426 hemi? Huh? Well then let's do it little boy!

Clem: That's my girl!

Robby: Let's rock, Dirt-boy!

Joe Dirt: Let's go!

Robby: [Joe speeds off, leaving Robby in his dust] Damn.

[first lines]

Clem: Lookie here. My day is made. I didn't even finish breakfast and I get to kill me a stinkin' Injun.

Tommy aka White Knife: Injun? Nah. I just dress like this so's I don't get scalped out on the prairie.

Clem: Oh, well, that's a convincing outfit. Yeah, you can't be too safe out there... with all of them savages runnin' around. So, what can I do you for?

Tommy aka White Knife: Need some flour. Five sacks. And a carrot with peanut butter on it. Now, what's that gonna run me?

Clem: Well, sack of flour's 45 cents. So, five sacks... is 40...

Tommy aka White Knife: Wanna get back to me on that?

Clem: Yeah, look. Now, the flour's in the basement. You can fetch it yourself.

Tommy aka White Knife: Much obliged.

[teaching Dizzy how to fight]

Clem: First thing you wanna do is gouge the dude's eyes out.

Luther: Hey, it's just kids in high school.

Clem: Oh. So you're gonna want to fight dirty.

Brian: Getting in shape?

Clem: I don't think there's really anything wrong with my shape, thank you very much.

Brian: I know.

Georgina Salt: We're in a park and Clem needed a wee, so...

Brian: [Ben laughs] The tree gets it.

[Ben and Georgina both laugh]

Clem: If you don't mind, I would actually like a bit of privacy, so thank you.

Clem: Ben, can you please go back to your friends so I can have a wee? Thank you.

Brian: I suppose watching is out of the question?

Georgina Salt: Ew.

Clem: You being Julie's only kinfolk, I thought you oughta know. Ain't seen that barker from the carousel, neither.

Nettie: If you ain't got any better than them...

Clem: Oh, I got better, I got better. Could be accidental, them both disappearin' at 't' same time. All the same, it does look a mite peculiar.

Nettie: Nobody in our family ever did anythin' to be ashamed of, Clem Poops. Now you just find me a couple of good big lobsters or git!

Julie Jordan: [enters from a distance] Cousin Nettie!

Clem: [via earpiece] You think you can bargain with me? You're not in control, Tom. The audience is control. And right now, I'm your audience.

[last lines]

Clem: Why, Tom?

Clem: [Drunkenly] Either this saddle's too big, or I'm in it too far.