Clawhauser Quotes in Zootopia (2016)

Judy Hopps: [Approaches reception desk where Clawhauser is munching on cereal] Excuse me... Down here... Hi.

Clawhauser: O. M. Goodness, they really did hire a bunny. Ho-whop! I gotta tell you, you're even cuter than I thought you'd be.

Judy Hopps: Ooh, ah, you probably didn't know, but a bunny can call another bunny 'cute', but when other animals do it, that's a little...

Clawhauser: [Mortified] Hoo, I'm so sorry! Me, Benjamin Clawhauser, the guy everyone thinks is just a flabby donut-loving cop stereotyping you.

Gazelle: [Bogo is in his office, using the Dancing with Gazelle app] Wow, you are one hot dancer, Chief Bogo.

Clawhauser: [Clawhauser storms in] Chief Bogo!

Chief Bogo: Not now!

Clawhauser: Wait, is that Gazelle?

Chief Bogo: [dismissing] No!

Gazelle: [from the app] I'm Gazelle, and you are one hot dancer.

Clawhauser: You have the app too?

[excited]

Clawhauser: Aww, Chief!

Chief Bogo: Clawhauser! Can't you see I'm working on the missing mammal cases?

Clawhauser: Oh, oh, oh, yes, of course, about that sir. Officer Hopps just called - she found all of them.

Gazelle: Wow, I'm impressed!

Clawhauser: [while Judy is trying to radio for reinforcements to the ZPD, Clawhauser is showing his Dancing with Gazelle app to a wolf convict] Are you familiar with Gazelle, greatest singer of our lifetime, angel with horns? Huh. Okay, hold on, keep watching.

[shows his phone with a tiger dancer with Clawhauser's face]

Clawhauser: Who's that beside her? Who is it?

Gazelle: [from the app] Wow, you are one hot dancer, Benjamin Clawhauser.

Clawhauser: [laughs] It's me!

[chuckles again]

Clawhauser: Do you think it was real? It looks so real! It's not, it's just a new app.

[Turns to his radio]

Clawhauser: Hold on a second.