Claudette Quotes in Alpha and Omega: Family Vacation (2015)
Claudette Quotes:
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Claudette: And Runt, what about you? Constantly hugging Freida and Fran, the porcupines? Yea, 'cause that's really normal.
Kate: Wait a minute! That's why i'm always pulling needles outta you?
Runt: They never get hugs.
Claudette: Because they're mean girls.
Runt: No, they're not mean. They're just prickly. And they wanted to come on our trip too.
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[first lines]
Humphrey: Okay, pups. As we continue on our first family vacation to Alfred Creek Falls, it's time for my infamous animal impressions!
[the pups groan in disgust]
Kate: Groans? Oh, come on pups. You used to love your dad's animal impressions.
Claudette: Yeah, until they got weird as hell.
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Claudette: Caught me at a bad time, kid. I'm in.
Roger: So am I.
Claudette: Nobody enters my dressing room uninvited! What the hell do you think that star means?
Roger: You're Jewish?
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Claudette: I'm Claudette Katzenback, the va-va-va-voom girl with the va-va-va-voom voice. Who the hell are you?
Lieutenant Cross: I'm Lt. Cross, the Chicago cop with the sh-sh-short temper.
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Claudette: [Discovering her husband's remains] Oh God! It's Herman! He's... he's... EVERYWHERE!
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Claudette: I've told you, not to bother me before a show, or after a show. Or, at home in my bedroom, when I'm thinking about a show!
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Claudette: Everything goes wrong all at once. Nobody wants to help me. And I'm dying.
Lisa: You're not dying, mom.
Claudette: I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer.
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Johnny: Oh, hi, Claudette!
Claudette: Oh!
Johnny: Bye!
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Lisa: Denny, look at me in the eyes and tell the truth. We're your friends.
Denny: I bought some drugs off of him. Things got mixed up. I didn't mean for this to happen!
Lisa: [crying] Denny...
Denny: I don't have them anymore!
Lisa: What kind of drugs, Denny?
Denny: It doesn't matter, I don't have them anymore!
Claudette: It doesn't matter? How in the hell did you get involved with drugs?
Lisa: Mom...
Claudette: What? Were you giving them to him, selling them to him? Where in the hell did you meet that man?
Lisa: [screaming] What kind of drugs do you take?
Denny: It's nothing like that!
Lisa: [screaming] What the hell is wrong with you?
Denny: I just needed some money to pay off some stuff!
Lisa: How much do you have to give him?
Claudette: This is not the way you make money!
Lisa: [screaming] How much?
Denny: [screaming] Stop ganging up on me!
Claudette: Well, it is time somebody ganged up on you for God's sake! A man like that! Where in the hell did you meet a man like that?
Denny: It doesn't matter!
Claudette: It matters a great deal! A man holds a gun on you! You almost got killed and you expect me to forget that happened?
Denny: You're not my fucking mother!
Claudette: [grabs Denny by the shirt] You listen, you little boy!
Lisa: No, stop! No!
[grabs and hugs Denny]
Claudette: Somebody had better do something around here!
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Johnny: Are you okay, Denny?
Denny: I'm okay.
Johnny: Are you *okay*?
Denny: I'm okay!
Claudette: What's okay? He's taking drugs.
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Claudette: If you think I'm tired today, wait until you see me tomorrow.
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Lisa: Denny, are you okay? What did that man want from you?
Denny: Nothing.
Claudette: Oh, that was not nothing!
Lisa: Tell me everything!
Claudette: You have no idea what kind of trouble you're in here, do you?
Denny: I owe him some money.
Lisa: What kind of money?
Denny: I owe him some money!
Lisa: What kind of money?
Denny: Everything is okay! He's gone!
Claudette: Everything is not okay. Denny, that is a dangerous man!
Denny: Calm down! He's going to jail!
Lisa: Denny, what kind of money? Just tell me!
Claudette: What do you need money for?
Lisa: Mom, please! Denny is with me and Johnny!
Claudette: A man like that! With a gun! My god!
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Claudette: All men are assholes. Men and women use and abuse each other all the time; there's nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love.
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Lisa: I'm fixing the apartment for Johnny's birthday, but I'm really not into it.
Claudette: Oh? Why not?
Lisa: 'Cause I'm in love with Mark, not Johnny. And here I am planning his party.
Claudette: It's not right, Lisa. I still think you should marry Johnny! Now, you can't live on love. You need financial security.
Lisa: But I'm not happy! And he still thinks I'm going to marry him next month. He's a fool.
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Mark: Come on, it's clear.
Claudette: What's clear?
-- Claudette -
Claudette: What are these characters doing here?
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Claudette: [having sex] Barry's out of bounds... Barry...
Barry: Come on, a man's not made out of stone.
Claudette: [whispers] Somebody's there!
Barry: [notices who it is] We weren't doing anything. We were just messing...
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Claudette: Somebody'll see.
Barry: No, they won't.
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Claudette: Does Mary Ann kiss as good as I do?
Barry: How would I know?
Claudette: Oh, you...
-- Claudette
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