Classmates Quotes in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Classmates Quotes:
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Reese Bobby: [walks into the classroom] Excuse me, darling. I'm Reese Bobby. I'm here for career day with my son, Ricky.
10-year-old Ricky: Dad!
Reese Bobby: Hey there, boy! Man, you got big. How long's it been? Three, four months?
10-year-old Ricky: Ten years.
Reese Bobby: Ten years? Man, I gotta lay off the peyote.
[puts a cigarette in his mouth]
Schoolteacher: Mr. Bobby, there's no smoking in here.
Reese Bobby: Oh, it's all right, darling, I'm a volunteer fireman. Okay, I am a semi-professional racecar driver and an amateur tattoo artist.
Classmates: OOOOHHHH!
Reese Bobby: And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver, is that you don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher here.
Schoolteacher: Okay, I think that's enough.
Reese Bobby: Your teacher wants you to go slow, and she's wrong because it's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.
[classmates all cheer]
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Classmates: [chanting] son of a hundred maniacs, son of a hundred maniacs, son of a hudnred maniacs...
-- Classmates
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Characters on Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
- Opening text
- Chip
- Walker
- Texas Ranger
- Cal Naughton, Jr.
- Ricky Bobby
- Lucy Bobby
- Lucius Washington
- Susan
- Jean Girard
- Reese Bobby
- 10-year-old Ricky
- Schoolteacher
- Passenger on Bus
- Herschell
- Larry Dennit, Jr.
- Kyle
- 10-Year-Old Cal
- Waffle House Manager
- Glenn
- PA Announcer
- Mike Joy
- Carley Bobby
- Jamie McMurray
- Bill Weber
- John Hannafin
- Kenny Rogers
- Benny Parsons