Clapton Davis Quotes in Detention (2011)

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Clapton Davis Quotes:

  • Clapton Davis: Mullet beats ponytails.

  • Principal Verge: I get it - listening to your loud music, tripping out to Fraggle Rock - but the question is: What does the future hold for Clapton Davis?

    Clapton Davis: Well, I am starting my own music site.

    Principal Verge: Mmm.

    Clapton Davis: It's going to list new releases and review albums from bands that nobody's heard of except for me, and if they have, I'll just dismiss them with scathing comparisons to avant-garde folk rockers.

    Principal Verge: Mmm.

    Clapton Davis: Everything is grade' on a ultra precise one hundred point scale, and no place for feedback.

    Principal Verge: Excellent.

    Clapton Davis: If readers want to bitch-about, they'll have to go on their twitters. Good taste is not a democracy.

    Principal Verge: And this pays, what, 13.5 a year?

    Clapton Davis: Free... Costello tickets.

  • Clapton Davis: Sander, Ione's an old soul trapped in a very painfully hot cheerleader body. Plus, she knows the lyrics to Sting's "Fields of Gold." Every little thing she does is magic. Believe it.

  • Clapton Davis: Did you know that more Grizzly Lake kids have been conceived to Oasis than any other Beatles cover band? "Definitely Maybe" is, like, the British working-class Rohypnol.

  • Ione: That's hilarious. What is it?

    Clapton Davis: I don't know. It looks like a bong.

    Mr. Kendall: Well, Clapton... I'm wet.

  • [Clapton walks in on Billy gyrating behind Riley]

    Clapton Davis: Is this when I'm supposed to say "How could you?"

    Riley Jones: And what I'm supposed to say, "It's not what it looks like?"

    Billy Nolan: What, are you two fucking?

  • Clapton Davis: Look, this summer everyone here in Grizzly Lake's gonna go off to college to incubate their pointless degrees, knock or get knocked up at a dorm room kegger, and come back here in a few years to populate one of these ugly tract homes with tiny little versions of themselves. These are our final days.

  • Ione: And you lied to me! It is not normal for people's semen to glow in the dark.

    Clapton Davis: Billy, she never saw my semen. I swear to God.

  • Clapton Davis: Ione, did you tell Billy about us?

    Ione: Clapton, the small guy always beats the invincible killing machine. You're my Pat Morita!

    Clapton Davis: Isn't he dead?

  • Principal Verge: Do you think that I am teaching students out of love? I'm not. It's your senior year and your GPA is... It's a disgrace, but I'd rather not see you back here next fall. Give me an excuse to graduate you. IMPRESS me. Get a A. Save a small country. Something, anything, otherwise get expelled... with the lowest grades in Grizzly Lake history.

    Clapton Davis: Does Home Ec count?

    Principal Verge: Get your shit together, son!

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