Claire Miller Quotes in Snakes on a Plane (2006)

Rick: You don't think I know it's hotter than hell in here? We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two. I had no choice but to throttle back.

Neville Flynn: You slowed down?

Rick: Yeah. Well, you know. It's that or option B.

Claire Miller: Which is?

Rick: I go faster and the engines seize up; We eventually plummet to a horrible death; They spend the next year identifying femurs.

Rick: Oh, my. I was hoping you'd be the sky-candy on this flight. You're looking especially delicious this evening.

Claire Miller: I love it when you demean me, Rick.

Rick: My pleasure.

Claire Miller: [to the wounded Rick] You sure you can fly this thing with one hand?

Rick: Honey, you'd be surprised at what a man can do with one hand.

Claire Miller: I'm sorry but first class is overbooked, but there is plenty of room to stretch out in coach which is only half-full.For the inconvenience we would like to offer you this travel voucher which is good on any date for any South Pacific Airlines flight.

Paul: Hmm, and this travel voucher won't help get me to my meeting on time, will it?

Claire Miller: Sir, I'm pretty sure that coach gets to Los Angeles about the same time that first class does.

Paul: Funny. Does my Senior Reward membership come with your sarcasm, or should I speak with your supervisor... Claire?

[walks into the plane]

Claire Miller: This had better be a matter of national security,

Mercedes Harbont: Did I just hear right that there's no first class?

Claire Miller: Yes, only coach.

Mercedes Harbont: Is it safe back there?

Tiffany: [after a pause] Yes, yes, it is totally safe there.