Cissy Quotes in Dad's Army (2016)

Dolly: [on Miss Winters] She seems most civilised.

Cissy: They said that about The Ripper.

Cissy: Well, you were born and raised in this town too, missy!

Mona: Yes, uh, yes, but I chose to rise above the attitudes of this small town, while you chose to lay spread over a gravestone and take them inside you!

Juanita: Mona!!!

Homer Watson: I'd stick with first thing's first, like the safety and protection of our citizens.

Dr. Proctor: Yes, yes! He's speaking of the new $4 million dollar hospital...

Homer Watson: The hell you say! I'm talking about the new $2 million dollar police station!

Dr. Proctor: No - no, no! There's got to be a new $4 million dollar hospital, after what I've been through! And I want it named after me, too! The Dr. Proctor Hoctor! The Hoctor General Proctor... The Hospitocktor of Dr. Proctor... Prosti... Dr. Proster Hoster... The Hoster...

Cissy: Oh, why doesn't he pull himself together?

Cissy: [Showing Tracy how to oral pleasure someone] See how you do it Tracy?

Sidney: You know you don't have to swallow Cissy

Cissy: [Taking her top off] If they were anyone in there... would I do this?