CIA Agent Quotes in The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

CIA Agent: [to three prisoners] The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!

[grabs a hood]

CIA Agent: Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?

[No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]

CIA Agent: He didn't fly so good!

[pulls the hood back into the plane]

CIA Agent: Who wants to try next?

[grabs another prisoner]

CIA Agent: Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun!

Bane: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?

CIA Agent: At least you can talk. Who are you?

Bane: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.

[the Agent removes the hood]

Bane: No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

CIA Agent: If I pull that off, would you die?

Bane: It would be extremely painful.

CIA Agent: You're a big guy!

Bane: For you.

CIA Agent: Was getting caught part of your plan?

Bane: Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.

Dr. Pavel: Nothing! I said nothing!

CIA Agent: Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?

Bane: Crashing this plane... with no survivors!

[Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers]

CIA Agent: Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

[shakes hands with Dr. Pavel]

Barsad: He wasn't alone.

[motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone]

CIA Agent: Uh... you don't get to bring friends.

Dr. Pavel: They are not my friends.

Barsad: Don't worry, no charge for them.

CIA Agent: And why would I want them?

Barsad: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man...

CIA Agent: Bane?

[the driver nods]

CIA Agent: Get him on board, I'll call it in.

Siegfried: 200 billion dollars by 3pm.

CIA Agent: 200 billion dollars by 3pm?

Siegfried: You seem a bit slow, is there someone else I can talk to?

Shtarker: Good one.

CIA Agent: Uh, sir he drove off the roof.

Noah Vosen: What?

CIA Agent: He drove off the roof!

CIA Agent: That is a kill.

CIA Agent: The KGB is here. I recognize two agents.

CIA Agent: The ones dressed as Texans?

CIA Agent: No. The ones dressed as Arabs. The ones dressed as Texans are Arab agents. I also recognize two guys from Turkish intelligence.

CIA Agent: Which ones? The ones in the Hawaiian shirts?

CIA Agent: No, the Bermuda shorts. The ones in the Hawaiian shirts are tourists.

CIA Agent: Jim, I don't know what you had in mind here, but this mission is no longer covert. We are now overtly firing on two Americans and God knows who else. And they are armed to the teeth!

CIA Agent: Johnson, Rhodes: You're in a shit-pile of trouble. We're confiscating your weapons. My orders are to put you in jail - a Bangkok jail. But Colonel, I don't want to put an old soldier like you in jail, but damn it, this scheme of yours is crazy!

CIA Agent: [as he walks back to his car] Shit! You best be on the next plane to the States. And don't go back to the hotel. They're waiting for your ass there, too.

Dr. Zahraa: ...Tell me what you need to know, I will memorize it.

CIA Agent: We have 50 very specific questions, some extremely technical.

Dr. Zahraa: You have 206 bones in your body, do you want their names in English, Latin or Arabic?

Dr. Klahn: The CIA thinks they can infiltrate the Mountain of Dr. Klahn!

CIA Agent: You can't scare me, you slant-eyed yellow bastard.

Dr. Klahn: Take him to... Detroit!

CIA Agent: No! No, not Detroit! No! No, please! Anything but that! No! No!