Church Quotes in The Expendables 2 (2012)

Trench: I'll be back.

Church: You've been back enough. I'll be back.

[leaves]

Trench: Yippee-ki-yay.

Trench: [Church pulls up in a SmartCar] My shoe is bigger than this car.

Church: Shoot something!

Church: Did you win?

Barney Ross: I think so.

Trench: Well, where's the proof?

Barney Ross: [Pulls out Vilain's head in a bag] Heads up.

[Chucks head onto the ground]

Trench: Nice touch.

Church: What's taking so long, Barney Ross? This should have been a walk in the park for you guys. Where's the case?

Barney Ross: Don't have it.

Church: I warned you what would happen to you mutts if you pulled this shit again.

Barney Ross: A good man died trying to get that case.

Church: I'm sorry about that.

Barney Ross: Are you?

Church: Yes, as a matter of fact, I am. But this sort of situation comes with the territory, wouldn't you say?

Barney Ross: And so does payback. You know, Church, you're the kind of guy that pulls the strings, and everyone else does your dirty work 'cause you never had the guts to do it yourself. We're done.

Church: Barney Ross.

Barney Ross: What do you want from me, Church?

Church: Not too good in the memory category, are you, Barney? You made me a deal with me. You gave me your word. And you end up blowing up half of Vilena, punching holes and a bowie knife through a fellow CIA agent, even if he was a dirtbag. But what breaks my heart is that you stole $5 million from me. And for all this male pattern badness, I could've put you in the deepest, darkest hole in Gitmo. No sunlight. But I kept you out.

Barney Ross: Great.

Church: Because I knew the day would come when you were gonna pay me back. Today is that day.

Church: My daddy was in maintenance and he had a saying, he used to say, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Church: Todd was our best man.

Colonel Mekum: You still don't get it, do you, Captain?

[He draws his pistol and shoots one of the wounded soldiers right between the eyes]

Colonel Mekum: Your men are obsolete.

Rubrick: I think we have to assume that the missing men are down.

Church: Well, maybe you shoulda made them smart instead of fast.

Church: My daddy always said, "When you want to insert a nail into a piece of wood, don't do anything fancy or glamorous. Just take the damn hammer and hit the son of a bitch until it's in."

Colonel Mekum: And what the hell does that crap mean in English, Captain?