Chum Quotes in Finding Nemo (2003)

Dory: Hi. I'm Dory.

Anchor, Chum, Bruce: Hello, Dory.

Dory: And, uh, well... well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish.

[the sharks applaud]

Chum: Wow, that's incredible!

Bruce: Good on ya, mate!

Dory: Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.

Chum: Humans - -think they own *everything*.

Anchor: Probably *American*.

Bruce: Today's meeting is Step 5: Bring a fish friend. Everyone brought a fish friend?

Anchor: Got mine.

[a small fish shivering with fear]

Dory: Hi there!

Bruce: What about you, Chum?

Chum: Oh... um... I seem to have misplaced my, um... friend.

[a fish skeleton peeks from Chum's teeth; Chum quickly sucks it back in]

Bruce: That's all right, mate. I had a feeling this would be a hard step. You can help yourself to one of my friends.

Chum: [Taking Marlin] Thanks mate. A little chum for Chum, eh?

Marlin: There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...

[sees the mask]

Marlin: Nemo!

Chum: [laughing] Nemo! Ha ha! Nemo... I don't get it.

Bruce: For a clown fish, he's not that funny.

Bruce: Now there is a father looking for his little boy.

[starts crying]

Bruce: I never knew my father!

Anchor: Come on, group hug.

Chum: We're all mates here, mate.

Bruce: Hello. My name is Bruce.

Anchor, Chum: Hello, Bruce.

Bruce: It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.

[Anchor and Chum applaud]

Chum: You're an inspiration to us all!

Anchor: Amen!

Bruce: Anchor! Chum!

Anchor: There you are, Bruce. Finally!

Bruce: We've got company.

Anchor: Well, it's about time, mate!

Chum: We've already gone through the snacks, and we're still starving!

Anchor: We almost had us a feeding frenzy.

Chum: Come on, let's get this over with.

Chum: Dolphins, yeah! They think they're so cute. "Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you. Ain't I something?"

Bruce: All right, anyone else? Hello, how 'bout you, mate? What's your problem?

Marlin: Me? I don't... I don't have a problem.

Bruce: Oh. Okay...

Bruce, Anchor, Chum: [to each other] Denial.

[Marlin and Dory are each pulling on the mask; it snaps and hits Dory in the face]

Dory: Ow!

Marlin: Oh, I'm really sorry. Are you okay?

Dory: Ow, ow, ow!

Marlin: I'm so sorry.

Dory: You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding?

[a wisp of blood floats from Dory's nose]

Marlin: Ohh!

Dory: Ow. Ow. Ow.

Bruce: Dory, are you okay...

[Sniffs the blood; his eyes turn black]

Bruce: Oh, ooooooh, that's good...

Chum, Anchor: Intervention!

Bruce: Just a bite!

Anchor: Now you hold it together, mate!

Chum: Remember, Bruce! Fish are friends, not food!

Bruce: Food!

Marlin: He's my son, he was taken by these divers...

Dory: Oh my, you poor fish.

Chum: Humans! Think they own everything.

Anchor: Probably American!