Chuckie Miller Quotes in Can't Buy Me Love (1987)

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Chuckie Miller Quotes:

  • Ronald Miller: I'm going to a party. John Richmond's, with Cindi Mancini.

    Chuckie Miller: Cindi Mancini? Senior, captain of the cheerleaders, most beautiful girl in the history of this county?

    Ronald Miller: That's her. Well, I'm late, gotta bolt.

    Chuckie Miller: Bolt? Something stinks in suburbia.

  • Chuckie Miller: You nuked my brother.

    Cindy Mancini: What?

    Chuckie Miller: You took him from "geek" status to "king" status to no status.

    Cindy Mancini: Chuckie Miller, right? He resorted to sending his messenger boy?

    Chuckie Miller: Boy? I see no boy here.

    [Cindy puts powder on his face]

    Chuckie Miller: You think you shut me up?

    Cindy Mancini: I didn't? Well, let me try again.

    [attempts to put lipstick on Chuckie]

    Chuckie Miller: [leaves]

    [says to his friends]

    Chuckie Miller: Babe said it was good for my complexion.

  • Rons Dad: [speaking to Ronald] I'm proud of you son. You worked, you earned, you saved...

    Chuckie Miller: You Ask! Hey big Dave, how about spottin' me a twenty to purchase some necessities!

  • Chuckie Miller: What we have here is something I Just learned called the law of supply and demand. I shall supply you this remote control, but I'm going to demand, say, uh, two bucks.

    Ronald Miller: Wrong! That is not how the economic theory works.

    Chuckie Miller: Look, I learned it in seventh grade, not Harvard.

    Ronald Miller: Okay, let me give you the theory of relativity. Either you put on Bandstand now, or I have one less relative.

    Chuckie Miller: I'll put on Bandstand Just for you

  • [Chucky about Ronald's card nights]

    Chuckie Miller: Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?

  • [Dinner conversation at the Millers on report card day]

    Ronald Miller: Here is the primate example. You raise a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great!

    Chuckie Miller: Chillin!

    Rons Dad: Shut up, Chuck!

    Chuckie Miller: I was talking to Ma!

    Rons Mom: Shut up, Chuck!

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