Chuck Portnoy Quotes in Unfinished Business (2015)

Bill Whilmsley: Dan, this is Chuck Portnoy, who you know, don't you?

Chuck Portnoy: Those pants are so tight. Is that a crease?

Dan Trunkman: No, I don't have a crease. Thank you!

Chuck Portnoy: Slit?

Dan Trunkman: No

Chuck Portnoy: There's a space.

Dan Trunkman: There is no space.

Chuck Portnoy: There's actually space. It's alarming.

Dan Trunkman: I just landed a huge deal for you and then you tell me that I'm going to take 5% less this year?

Chuck Portnoy: You are replaceable.

Dan Trunkman: You say that kind of stuff a lot and that's why Brian Peters wrote, 'you're a jackass' on your parking spot.

Brian Peters: What the hell, Dan?...

Dan Trunkman: That was one year ago. The next day I started my own company. I only have two employees. One's too old and one's too young.

Dan Trunkman: The good news is that we landed a big deal and we're traveling to Germany to shake on it...

Chuck Portnoy: Hey, Dan

Dan Trunkman: You gotta be kidding me.

Dan Trunkman: Well you're the little guy taking on the big guy.

Chuck Portnoy: You're going to go up against me and Dynamic Systems?

Dan Trunkman: We're going to be hard to beat.