Chuck Cedar Quotes in Mr. Deeds (2002)

Chuck Cedar: We're looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds.

Murph: Wow! Is that's Deeds's first name?

Cecil Anderson: Well, if the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds's first name.

Murph: Well, I don't know Deeds's first name, maybe it's Greg.

Cecil Anderson: Maybe it's Longfellow.

Murph: Maybe. But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up?

Chuck Cedar: No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.

Chuck Cedar: Cute, bigmouth.

Emilio: Sir?

Chuck Cedar: As soon as that moron goes back to Cowpie Falls, you are out of here on your fat, Puerto Rican ass.

[leaves]

Emilio: I hail from Spain, sir.

[gives the middle finger to Cedar's retreating back]

Emilio: Ole.

Chuck Cedar: He's gonna get 100 grand for that picture, it'll be all over the news in an hour.

Longfellow Deeds: Well, he deserves it with those James Bond moves he just pulled.

Chuck Cedar: No, he deserves to get his throat cut. Filthy spy!

[Anderson raises his hand after Chuck Cedar asks if anyone knows a doctor that just faxed them]

Chuck Cedar: Congratulations, you have a spastic colon.

Cecil Anderson: That would explain a lot.

Chuck Cedar: If I lose control of this company, it will be catastrophic.

Chuck Cedar: Did we find this heir yet?

Chuck Cedar: This company is a player on so many levels, and in so many areas, that running it is literally a 24-hour-a-day job. I only got three hours of sleep last night.

Longfellow Deeds: Then it's actually a 21-hour-a-day job, huh?