Chu Quotes in Eat Drink Man Woman (1994)

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  • Old Wen: Old Chu, do'nt get upset. Girls eventually leave home. It was bound to happen.

    Chu: I'm not upset. I hope they all move out, so I can have a quiet life.

    Old Wen: Quiet life? I know you. What you want, you can't get. What you don't want, you can't get rid of. You're as repressed as a turtle. That old maid of yours, Jia-Jen, will stick to you for life unless you marry her off!

    Chu: Marry who? Since she lost her asshole college boyfriend she's never looked at another man. You know that.

    Old Wen: And now she has the perfect boyfriend: Jesus Christ.

    Chu: Don't make fun of her religion! How is it that for 30 years I have put up this kind of talk from you?

    Old Wen: The truth is, you should be thankful someone's around to tell the truth.

  • Chu: Eat, drink, man, woman. Basic human desires. Can't avoid them. All my life, that's all Iv'e ever done. It pisses me off. Is that all their is to life?

  • Chu: Raising daughters is like cooking a meal. You lose your appetite by the time you're finished.

  • Chu: I don't understand any of them, and I don't want to know. Let them grow up and leave. It's like cooking. Your appetite's gone when the dish is done.

    Old Wen: That's not the worst thing. At least people like your cooking.

    Chu: Honestly, Id' have to give that up if it hadn't been for you lately. My sense of taste is getting worse and worse. My food is only as good as the expression on your face.

    Old Wen: Don't be silly. You rely on your feelings when you cook, not your taste buds. Like that Western deaf composer, called Bee...

    Chu: Beethoven.

    Old Wen: That's right, Beethoven. Good sound is not in the ear, good taste is not in the mouth...and good sex...

    [laughs]

    Old Wen: God knows where!

    Chu: You're drunk!

  • Chu: Men die for money, birds die for food. It's not worth dying for food for a man.

  • Chu: Life should not be like cooking: you need to wait until all ingredients are prepared.

  • Chu: These past two days, I... something wrong?

    Jia-Chien: No, it's fine. Nothing.

    [Jia-Chien makes a face from the soup]

    Chu: Say it!

    Jia-Chien: The ham was oversmoked.

    Jia-Ning: It's fine.

    Jia-Jen: Father probably forgot to taste it.

    Jia-Chien: Or his taste is getting worse.

    Chu: My taste is fine!

  • Chu: Jia-Chien, your soup...

    Jia-Chien: What's wrong with my soup?

    Chu: Your soup... I've tasted your soup

  • Rio: [Surprising Devon] How's it goin, fart head?

    McNally: Mister big shot with the Cops, huh?

    Devon: Don't You morons have anything else better to do?

    Devon: [Rio throws jacket on the ground] What'd You that for?

    Rio: Cause You called Me a moron!

    Devon: So throwing your jacket on the ground makes You smarter?

    Rio: This Kid's driving Me nuts!

    Devon: [Looking at Vinnies Car, then giving the two Bullies a serious look] You know guys, I can't kid around anymore, I gotta watch over My Grandmas Car...

    McNally: Ohhh, so you're Here with Grandma?

    Rio: Ah, so this is Grandmammys Car?

    Devon: Guys, please, bust Me up, but not the Car, please!

    Rio: You mean... don't do this?

    [Smashes a pair of headlights]

    Devon: [Backing up a step] That's exactly what I mean!

    Rio: ...or this?

    [Smashes the other pair of headlights, and denting the side]

    Rio: [Devon starts backing up more and hides behind a Telephone Pole across the Street]

    McNally: [Takes the Bat] My turn... this is your kiss...

    [kisses the windshield]

    McNally: ... goodbye!

    [smashes the windshield, and and adds more dents to the side]

    Chu: [Seeing the two Boys smashing up their Car] Hey, whoa, what do You think you're doin?

    Rudy: Yeah, what do You think you're doin, huh?

    [Chu kicks one of the two bullies who run off in fear]

    Rudy: ...and if we ever find out where ya live we'll break your stupid necks!

    Chu: [Looking at the broken windshield] Look at this... LOOK at this, oh, these punks got no respect nowadays, c'mon, get in the car!

  • Nick: [chasing some bad guys with his car] I told you, I'm not getting out of this car. I hate to run!

    Chu: Whoa!

    [slips and falls down, McKenna comes right after him with his car]

    Chu: What are you a nut? Oh! Oh!

    Chu: I warned you!

    [smacks him with car door]

    Raymond Sanchez: [seeing this] Do all cops do that?

    Devon: [grinning] Only the best.

    Nick: [now going after Quintero] Quintero! Who do you think is going to run out of gas first?

    Chu: Ooh.

    [a black car arrives to him]

    Rudy: Chu, get in!

    [He gets in the car]

  • [Chu and Rudy are carrying Devon]

    Devon: Put me down, you oink-oink!

    [kicking Rudy]

    Chu: Rudy, what are you doing? Over here.

    [He sees Mr. Fountain in the drug area]

    Chu: The drug lab is over there.

    Devon: I knew it was drugs.

    Vinnie Fountain: I'm sure... Did I say to keep him in the office?

    Chu: He was a bad boy, boss.

    Rudy: He called me piggy.

    Vinnie Fountain: I like that.

  • Quintero: [Upon meeting Vinnie for the first time, as Vinnie makes an entrance singing a 50's song] I'm so happy to meet you, I love your singing, do you have an album out?

    Vinnie Fountain: You wouldn't be saying that just to butter me up, would you? Because I detest hypocrisy.

    Quintero: [scoffs] No way.

    Vinnie Fountain: [sniffs] Whoa. Chu, there's a fish in here. Get rid of it.

    Chu: [Tying and cuffing Quintero to his chair] You got it, boss.

    Quintero: Hey, what are you doing? Hey! Turn loose to me!

    Vinnie Fountain: You know... In a fit of nostalgia, I was gonna shoot you myself, but I hate being so hands-on, but I hate stoolies even more.

    Quintero: Stoolies? I'm no stoolie! I never said a word to McKenna.

    Vinnie Fountain: Are you kidding me?

    Quintero: Oh, you got it all wrong.

  • Chu: Well, sir, they got a witness.

    Vinnie Fountain: And what did this witness *witness*?

    Chu: It's just some kid. But we know where he lives.

    Rudy: How much could a little kid see?

    ChuRudyWaldo: [they all start to laugh]

    Vinnie Fountain: [not amused] I was a little kid once myself and I saw EVERYTHING.

  • Rio: Hey, how you doing, farthead?

    McNally: Mr. big shot with the cops, huh?

    Devon: Don't you morons have anything else to do?

    [Rio throws his jacket on the ground]

    Devon: What'd you do that for?

    Rio: Because, you called me a moron.

    Devon: So, throwing your jacket on the ground makes you smarter?

    McNally: This kid's making me nuts.

    Devon: [Looking at Vinnie's car, then giving the two bullies a serious look] Hey, guys. I can't kid around anymore, I'm watching my grandma's car.

    McNally: Oh, so you're here with grandma?

    Devon: [nods] Mm-hmm.

    Rio: Oh. So this is grandmommy's car, huh?

    Devon: Guys, please. Bust me up. But, not the car, please.

    Rio: You mean, don't do this?

    [smashes a left pair of headlights]

    Devon: [backing up a step] That's exactly what I mean.

    Rio: Or this?

    [smashes a right pair of headlights]

    Rio: Aww, too bad.

    [Devon starts backing up more and hides behind a Telephone Pole across the Street]

    McNally: [chuckles, takes the bat] My turn... This is your kiss... Goodbye!

    [kisses a windshield and smashes the windshield and adds more dents to the side, laughs. Suddenly, Chu and Rudy gets out of the store and seeing the two bullies smashing up their car]

    Chu: WHOA! Hey, wha... What are you doing?

    Rudy: Get out of here, boys!

    Chu: [kicks one of the two bullies who run off in fear] I'll break your face!

    Rudy: I'm gonna get my hands on you!

    Chu: That's what you are! If we find out where you at!

    Rudy: We will get you, stupid little brats!

    Chu: [to Rudy] Let's get back in the car. Come on, let's go.

    [seeing a broken windshield]

    Chu: Awww, look at this! Oh, man. These punks got no respect nowadays. Get in the car.

  • Chu: With the old away and the young in power, things are such a mess.

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