Christopher Johnson Quotes in District 9 (2009)

Christopher Johnson's Son: How many moons does our planet have?

Christopher Johnson: Seven.

Christopher Johnson's Son: This planet only has one. I can't wait to see our planet again... it's bigger than this one, isn't it?

Christopher Johnson: [turns off holographic atlas of what seems to be the Alien home planet] Enough.

Christopher Johnson's Son: We go home now?

Christopher Johnson: Not home, no. This is where we must go.

[shows his son an MNU brochure outlining "Sanctuary Park Alien Relocation Camp" aka District 10]

Christopher Johnson: See that tent there? That might be ours.

Christopher Johnson's Son: I want to go home!

Christopher Johnson: We can't go home. Not anymore.

Christopher Johnson's Son: Fuel goes in here!

Christopher Johnson: That's enough! QUIET!

Christopher Johnson's Son: ...then we fly away.

Christopher Johnson: I said QUIET! We cannot trust him.

Wikus Van De Merwe: What is he saying about the fuel, is this, are you trying to start this thing? He-he. Are you little fookers trying to start this, and get away, ay?

Christopher Johnson: Never mind.

Wikus Van De Merwe: Ha-ha. Yeah, you sneaky fookin' prawns, heh?

Christopher Johnson: Too bad. I could have fixed you.

Wikus Van De Merwe: Wha- wait what did you say about-about the *fixing*?

[Wikus enters an MNU code and the gate opens]

[an MNU agent shoots several bullets at Wikus, causing him to pull the trigger of his Alien gun and shoot the agent]

Christopher Johnson: [the MNU agent explodes] Fuck!

[Wikus takes off his mask and checks his vest]

Christopher Johnson: I thought you said not to kill them?

Wikus Van De Merwe: He shot at me!

Wikus Van De Merwe: [when under attack in MNU] What are you doing?

Christopher Johnson: Making a bomb!

Christopher Johnson's Son: We go home now?

Christopher Johnson: Yes.

Christopher Johnson: My son's in there!