Christina Plutzker Quotes in You've Got Mail (1998)

Christina Plutzker: [repeated by George and Birdie, to Kathleen] He stood you up?

Kathleen Kelly: [about "NY152"] He couldn't possibly be the Rooftop Killer!

Christina Plutzker: Remember when you thought Frank might be the Unibomber?

Kathleen Kelly: That was different.

Kathleen Kelly: [Kathleen is in a daze after receiving an email from NY152. She comes into her shop and picks up a roll of Scotch tape] Can you beat that?

Christina Plutzker: Scotch tape? What is wrong with you?

Kathleen Kelly: [on "NY152"] What if he showed up, took one look at me, and left?

Christina Plutzker: Not possible.

Kathleen Kelly: Is it infidelity if you're involved with somebody on email?

Christina Plutzker: Have you had sex?

Kathleen Kelly: No, of course not! I don't even know him.

Christina Plutzker: No, I mean *cyber*sex.

Kathleen Kelly: No.

Christina Plutzker: Well, you know what? Don't do it, 'cause the minute you do, they lose all respect for you.

Birdie Conrad: What are you girls talking about?

Christina Plutzker: Cybersex.

Birdie Conrad: I tried to have cybersex once, but I kept getting a busy signal.